My Bungalow Speaker Corner

[Hadrian]

This thread is so elitist that I've excluded not only people living in other COUNTRIES, not even people living in this COUNTY, not even people living in this TOWN, I've exlcuded other people living in my STREET! So you need to be a resident in my house to post here.

Lets discuss...my lovely blueberry bush.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Your mrs dyed her hair then?

 

[Hadrian]

HA

Posts merged

How is the attic Mr Dave?

 

[TrolleyDave]

It's not bad, but the blowup doll has a puncture in it.

 

[Hadrian]

I have no puncture repair kit so how about I just loan you the cat just until I get one?

 

[TrolleyDave]

That would be even better, at least then I can say "I've had some pussy" and I wouldn't be lying.

 

[Hadrian]

I'll get the cellotape, dont want that kitty splitting on ya do I?

 

[TrolleyDave]

I wouldn't worry, I'm as thick as a biro... Damnit, I mean, yeah please mate that'd be well handy.

 

[alidsl]

Your cupboard a bit small

can you get a new one?

 

[TrolleyDave]

You'll have to ask housing benefit for a bit more dosh.

 

[alidsl]

I'll get a job at Mcdonalds to buy a new cupboard

 

[Law]

WHY IS THERE NO ICE CREAM IN YOUR FREEZER COMPARTMENT

ALSO GOD DAMN IT'S REALLY COLD IN HERE, AND I THINK THIS BEEF IS A LITTLE PAST IT'S EATABLE DATE

 

[Domination]

Why does the dog house have dildoes inside?

 

[Hadrian]

Why does the dog house have dildoes inside?
You're in the wrong garden, also they are frozen poos.

QUOTE(Law @ Sep 20 2009, 09:45 PM) WHY IS THERE NO ICE CREAM IN YOUR FREEZER COMPARTMENT

I need room for pizza and getting cider cold quickly.

Ah man that fucking fox last night pissed me right off, yowling and playing its screamo all night.

 

[Domination]

Can I live in your basment pl0x?

 

[Hadrian]

I don't have one, I could dig a hole under the house for you to live in.

 

[Raika]

I'm not in your house and I'm posting here.

 

[Domination]

I don't have one, I could dig a hole under the house for you to live in.

Can I built a tree house instead?

 

[Hadrian]

I don't have one, I could dig a hole under the house for you to live in.

Can I built a tree house instead?

Can do but the only trees are just outside my fence next to the railway line.

 

[TrolleyDave]

That's perfect, he can throw pennies at Man U fans passing on the train!