Megan Fox to star in Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles"

[ferofax]

I can't wait.

Seriously, the script got leaked online awhile back and it's hysterical. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Turns out they're aliens. Not even joking.

Of course they are. The Doctor probably knows from which planet, too. And Krang looks suspiciously like a Dalek with a different shell (and two eyes).

 

[Rockhoundhigh]

What in the HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!? I don't know what's crazier, the part about Megan Fox or the fact Michael Bay is making a Ninja Turtles movie? Ummmm, shell-shock?

 

[Hadrian]

Well they cancelled the previous script and put this on hiatus and then bought it back...I kinda hoped that they learnt the errors of their ways and changed things. With Megan Fox attached to it I now say place this in the dumper. Not only is she terrible at her job she isn't even good looking...well if you're under 16 I guess she could be but then everything is fuckable at that age.

 

[ferofax]

Can't wait for TMNT The Movie--The Game.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie -- The Game -- The Strategy Guide

 

[Rizsparky]

I'm not too bothered anyway, even if they did make it true to the original people would bash it to oblivion, I'll just continue watching the live action series with the female turtle.

 

[FAST6191]

Angrily, and with guns at that!

[insert potentially racist joke about Americans popping off guns (naturally dual six shooter and cowboy hat for all engaged) when popping off]

Well I was always more of a ghostbusters kid and TMNT means next to nothing to me, similarly if my sexual proclivities were to be formed by someone in a yellow coat in the late 80's and early 90's then there were better options

 

[Black-Ice]

Aliens

 

[gokujr1000]

Yeah next they're going to announce Shia Labeuff as Casey.

 

[Ethevion]

Yeah next they're going to announce Shia Labeuff as Casey.

Don't forget Josh Duhamel as Splinter and John Turturro as The Shredder.

 

[Gahars]

Yeah next they're going to announce Shia Labeuff as Casey.

You joke, but you're actually right on the money. Casey Jones is written exactly like Shia Labeouf's Transformers character - except now he also likes hockey.

 

[Ethevion]

You joke, but you're actually right on the money. Casey Jones is written exactly like Shia Labeouf's Transformers character - except now he also likes hockey.

Great, you've just given me a reason to kill my self. Thanks a lot.

 

[Qtis]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie -- The Game -- The Strategy Guide

- Limited Collector's Special Deluxe Edition with a 3D model of April's Boobs. I called it!

 

[Its_just_Lou]

Why? Just, w-h-y?

Can't someone put a hit out on this guy, or something? Maybe a 'suspicious auto accident'?

Ughhh... Bay...seems much more fit to 'direct' things like porn and music videos...stay out of the film biz, you are smearing shit and CGI abortions all over everything. Talk about a 'mid-life crisis', wow, this egotistical clown has been having one for 20 years!

 

[Hells Malice]

I remember bashing and laughing at this movie ages ago.

I'm amazed it's still in the works and not trashed for likely going to be the worst movie for quite a while.

 

[Its_just_Lou]

Trying to think...has this bozo made anything that even resembles a film? His IMDB page reads like a mad listing of self-parodies....wow..

Protips, Mr. Bay:

1. Don't cut/edit your stuff tailored to 'special effects' junkies with attention spans like houseflies.
2. Actually w-r-i-t-e material, or have it done for you, and don't rely on the next EXPLOSION/tit shot/'Matrix-like' action scene to progress the film.
3. Back-OFF the CGI, teen angst, and mindless filler crap - focus on story - NOVEL idea, eh? (If we dont CARE about the characters, there is no STORY, see?)
4. Hire actual actors/talent.
5. Lay-off the coke for ten minutes, cripes, your 'work' reflects this...ughhh..
6. ^ None of this working for you? Tell you what, hop in one of your many foreign sports cars that you paid for with the dollars from idiot kids that dont know any better, and drive it straight off a CLIFF.

 

[mechadylan]

You mean like the one we had a few years back?

Not quite "shovel-y" enough. Also, if they are going to do some sort of "alien/other dimension" thing, they should at least try throwing in Usagi Yojimbo. Nobody Usagi Yojimbo's anymore.

 

[narutofan777]

What's the problem? This ain't bad.

 

[Dann Woolf]

Hmm, young actress keeps getting parts in the same director's movies... I wonder why? Wink wink, nudge nudge,

 

[Gahars]

What's the problem? This ain't bad.

...Why am I not surprised?

 

[the_randomizer]

Aliens