Megan Fox to star in Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles"

[Terenigma]

Makes sense, I mean she does have a face like an alien.

 

[XDel]

That's the sad part, we really don't know what she or many celebs really look like. Not with all the make up, lighting, angles, plastic surgery, etc. They all look like Aliens to me with the exception of Crispin Glover, who I still swear would make the perfect Riddler.

 

[porkiewpyne]

Can't wait for TMNT The Movie--The Game.

You mean like the one we had a few years back?

 

[the_randomizer]

How is this news again?

Oh, I thought this was the section where people told jokes.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

That's the sad part, we really don't know what she or many celebs really look like. Not with all the make up, lighting, angles, plastic surgery, etc. They all look like Aliens to me with the exception of Crispin Glover, who I still swear would make the perfect Riddler.

You know, Jim Carey wasn't a bad Riddler. Wasn't exactly the best, but he wasn't half bad. If they toned his character down and made him look like The Riddler instead of a dude on ecstasy, he'd do a really good portrayal.

 

[XDel]

You know, Jim Carey wasn't a bad Riddler. Wasn't exactly the best, but he wasn't half bad. If they toned his character down and made him look like The Riddler instead of a dude on ecstasy, he'd do a really good portrayal.

Blasphemy!!!

 

[UltraHurricane]

oh god... there's still plans for this? I thought it was cancelled or some shit, ughhh... one adult admission please

 

[Hyro-Sama]

In other news, 1UP and GameSpy are kicking the bucket.

 

[p1ngpong]

My adolescent desires to have sex with April O'Neil just increased by a further 69%!

 

[ShadowSoldier]

My adolescent desires to have sex with April O'Neil just increased by a further 69%!

I'm sure the desire to have a full serving of crab increased by 69% as well.

 

[p1ngpong]

I'm sure the desire to have a full serving of crab increased by 69% as well.

I would eat Megan's crabs by the shell full!

 

[chavosaur]

I was almost positive...
That it was also confirmed...
That p1ng was Megan Fox.
http://gbatemp.net/threads/im-on-to-you-p1ng.329384/

 

[XDel]

I would eat Megan's crabs by the shell full!

Angrily, and with guns at that!

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I would eat Megan's crabs by the shell full!

Well that completely fucking backfired...

 

[Qtis]

So the movie will be called Megan Fox 3: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, just like Megan Fox 1 and Megan Fox 2: The revenge of the Fallen?

 

[Densetsu]

My adolescent desires to have sex with April O'Neil just increased by a further 69%!

You wanna have sex with your self??

 

[chavosaur]

You wanna have sex with your self??

I was almost positive...
That it was also confirmed...
That p1ng was Megan Fox.
http://gbatemp.net/threads/im-on-to-you-p1ng.329384/

I ninja'd you first Ninja!

 

[Densetsu]

I ninja'd you first Ninja!

;o;

*EDIT*
I motion to change the title of this thread to:
p1ng to star in Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles"

 

[jonesman99]

How did he...? How did she...? ...I can't even... I can only imagine how he is going to fit explosions into this.

 

[Bladexdsl]

your new turtles suck! our oldshcool turtles, cartoons, games and toys (not the movies) were way cooler!!