I can't Operate Properly in Global Warming World..

[CoolMe]

The forecast says i can't last in 95 degree Fahrenheit temperature without putting myself to sleep.

With recent global warming and temperatures rising, i can't work properly in newer hotter world. I need to be chillin' inside cooler indoors. But this kills portability of going outdoors or when you're out and about..

 

[hippy dave]

Try shelving ice cubes.

 

[CoolMe]

Try shelving ice cubes.

Once they're out of the refrige, there'll be no "ice cubes"..

 

[SG854]

I barely do anything because this heat is killing me. Too hot to do chores.

 

[CoolMe]

I barely do anything because this heat is killing me. Too hot to do chores.

Same. Even sitting around is a chore..

 

[SG854]

Same. Even sitting around is a chore..

Being awake is a chore. I need rest.

 

[CoolMe]

Being awake is a chore. I need rest.

"Wake me up when September summer ends.."

 

[aoikurayami]

Maybe Nintendo should issue a warning for you.

What are your operating temperatures ?

"Wake me up when September summer ends.."

Oh. Look. An earworm
No you can call me an "american idiot"

 

[x65943]

*checks OP's username*

"CoolMe"

Checks out

 

[SG854]

*checks OP's username*

"CoolMe"

Checks out

This thread was inevitable

 

[JuanMena]

We need solutions ASAP

 

[SG854]

We need solutions ASAP

Perhaps a Banana Sun Canopy?

 

[JuanMena]

Perhaps a Banana Sun Canopy?

Yes.
To be honest, 95F is the standard here sometimes.

 

[SG854]

Yes.
To be honest, 95F is the standard here sometimes.

Seems like you well equipped in dealing with hot temperatures. Do you mind donating yourself to cool down poor coolme.

 

[JuanMena]

Seems like you well equipped in dealing with hot temperatures. Do you mind donating yourself to cool down poor coolme.

Give me a glass with a lid

 

[CoolMe]

*checks OP's username*

"CoolMe"

Checks out

I'm no longer "Cool". I'm melted now..

This thread was inevitable

Sorry for ripping your thread. Again, i couldn't even form a paragraph on my own with all this god-darn heat..

Seems like you well equipped in dealing with hot temperatures. Do you mind donating yourself to cool down poor coolme.

Yes please. i need someone to lick my balls so they'd cool off..
K tnx bye!