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The goal of this game is a bit like corrupt a wish
In this one, i'll start with describing a situation that is very very bad
The next poster will have to tell the previous poster that its situation is actually worse than he thinks

For example, I would say something like
My mom, my only family, is suffering of cancer and is about to die...
Well pingpong could come here and post something like
"You think you hit the bottom of the barrell? I made a deal with satan so i could fuck your mom. He said my soul was worthless, so i sold your mom's soul instead"

Or wiimiidumb could say
I'm attracted to furry and i'd like to have a furry suit
And i would reply
Yes please, do get a furry suit, i will shave you all


Now lets start,

I hit the bottom of the barell, i've played lottery and won the "jackpot"... Which is... 5 000 000 coupons for morgue visit. I'm also forced to go there with @x65943 :(
 
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SylverReZ said:
Well yes, but you've lost all of them in a fire. I wish cat girls were real.
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Well, they already are real... I mean... Female cats...
Why would you like cat girls to be-...
EWWWWW

BTW, this is not a corrupt a wish game ;)

I've been diagnosed with Alzeihmer and severe Parkinson, i'm going to forget about everyone i love and i won't be able to do shit either
 
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Noctosphere said:
Well, they already are real... I mean... Female cats...
Why would you like cat girls to be-...
EWWWWW

BTW, this is not a corrupt a wish game ;)

I've been diagnosed with Alzeihmer and severe Parkinson, i'm going to forget about everyone i love and i won't be able to do shit either
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You think you got it bad? You also have a coupon for morgue visit to visit your own corpse
 
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