The Epic of GBATemp, Book I

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  1. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
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    So, there was something along these lines on another forum, so me, being the copycat that I am, wanted to do something like it here. Essentially, we have to create a story. Each member is allowed to continue the story with a sentence or two. It's not too different from stuff that was done here before, just without the one-word limit.

    I name this story The Epic of GBATemp, Book I. Here, let me start it off:

    The Story So Far
    NOTE: Some posts or aspects of the story had to be edited, in order to make it slightly more coherent. Also, typing out several pages in a thread at a time is pain. This, like, took me half an hour.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Lasagna everywhere. Nothing but lasagna.
     
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    With such an abundance of lasagna, it was only a logical conclusion that eventually, everything would...
     
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    Wait, what am I rambling about? Anyways, here's the beginning of my story: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
     
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    crash... like the video game crash of 1983... it was only a matter of time before the lasagna rise up and
     
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    Apparently, the crash was so bad, it split the universe into 4 separate dimensions, one where it was the best of times, one where it was the worst of times, one where lasagna ruled the world, and one where Dinoh and BORTZ reigned supreme over an Intergalactic Empire. These separate dimensions, now at war with each other, engaged in a conflict, where...
     
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    the first weapon of mass destruction was created. It was...
     
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    bad rappers
     
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    lasagna ended ate by @DinohScene and @BORTZ .
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    The first weapon of mass destruction was a bunch of bad rappers that only made mumble rap. They caused everyone to...
     
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    rip out their ears and miss the government telling them a nuclear war was coming, this caused everyone to
     
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    mass murder
     
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    ...and speak in triplets. This brought an end to the best of times dimension, considering everyone was now cutting themselves. This caused all the rap music to be replaced with Linkin Park, which caused...
     
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