Choose a pill

[x65943]

1. Become Spider-Man
2. Hide your powers from the public
3. Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
4. Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
5. Branch out into endorsement deals
6. Star in a few movies
7. Drown in money and groupies

This was my thought

Being spiderman is likely worth more than 100 million

 

[JuanMena]

Of course being Spiderman is better in many ways than 100 million.

Say you choose the money, out of those 100M, how many do you have left after taxes?

Spiderman doesn't pay taxes, he broke. But the motherfucker is amongst the strongest heroes ever, nearly topping Hulk or Thor.

So, Spiderman clearly is the best choice precisely for the physical advantage over everybody.
Also, the motherfucker can dodge bullets thanks to spidersense, climb towers (and not fall from them) and buildings, bridges, trucks, any structure.
The guy might be broke but he's a genius too.

Now, in his black phase though... everything gets improved as Venom adds more physical strength, giving more advantages than being pure red broke man. It'd be too easy to steal money or other shit, nobody would stop you if you're the only Black Spiderman around.

So yeah, I'd choose to be Spiderman any time.
Pocahontas Jones can get my spiderweb too.

 

[The Catboy]

Blue, I don’t want to deal with the nonsense of being Spider-man

 

[AncientBoi]

The Only One I'd take

 

[SylverReZ]

The Only One I'd take

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Spiderman must be at hard work.

 

[AncientBoi]

Spiderman must be at hard work.

..............................................^x^ [work hard]

 

[Veho]