I think Captain Rainbow's a pretty cool guy, eh game is in Japanese and Nintendo won't do anything.
Soo..
I decided to try and translate it.
THIS IS JUST A PROOF OF CONCEPT, NOT AN ACTUAL TRANSLATION.
I opened the game and extracted "stage28.bin" found the text from the intro, and google translated some lines and inserted them back in.
The text is in raw Shift-JIS and is easy to edit with any hex editor with Shift-JIS support.
Pictures in spoilers, they are quite large.
Soo..
I decided to try and translate it.
THIS IS JUST A PROOF OF CONCEPT, NOT AN ACTUAL TRANSLATION.
I opened the game and extracted "stage28.bin" found the text from the intro, and google translated some lines and inserted them back in.
The text is in raw Shift-JIS and is easy to edit with any hex editor with Shift-JIS support.
Pictures in spoilers, they are quite large.