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xtheman

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where the fuck do i buy one?
You must take a long and dangerous task of getting off the computer, putting down your controller, go up the steps of death to get out of you parent's basement, and go into the harsh sun. From their you must find a job (and not working for McDonald's), get a house, a car, and start a family. But it's dangerous to go alone so take this!
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(In reality i have no clue how to get a life)
 

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You must take a long and dangerous task of getting off the computer, putting down your controller, go up the steps of death to get out of you parent's basement, and go into the harsh sun. From their you must find a job (and not working for McDonald's), get a house, a car, and start a family. But it's dangerous to go alone so take this!
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(In reality i have no clue how to get a life)
I currently live two floors above the basement so i suggest you shut the fuck up
 

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