Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Thread

[Rydian]

Be gone, you and your logical thinking! This is the EoF, don't mess with my trollbait!

I will hump your goddamned leg.

Right here.

 

[Foxi4]

I will hump your goddamned leg.

Right here.

Good luck, we'll see who shall hump who!

 

[Rydian]

Good luck, we'll see who shall hump who!

*humps your leg*

 

[Foxi4]

*humps your leg*

*Turns out Rydian was humping a fake leg, Foxi proceeds to tie Rydian up*

 

[Rydian]

*Turns out Rydian was humping a fake leg, Foxi proceeds to tie Rydian up*

I NEED AN ADULT!!!

DINOHSCENE DOES NOT COUNT!!!

 

[Foxi4]

I NEED AN ADULT!!!

DINOHSCENE DOES NOT COUNT!!!

*calls Dinoh*

Dis gon b gud...

 

[DinohScene]

I heard humping and adult stuff?

COUNT ME IN

 

[Veho]

...I'm outta here.

 

[Rydian]

~

...I'm outta here.

Yeah yeah, I saw you leave that camera on the shelf.

 

[Veho]

Yeah yeah, I saw you leave that camera on the shelf.

Camera, singular?


...I mean oh shoot, you got me, I'm busted, you've thwarted my plans, etc. etc.

 

[Rydian]

Camera, singular?


...I mean oh shoot, you got me, I'm busted, you've thwarted my plans, etc. etc.

Foxi charges. Not mah rules, man.

 

[Veho]

Foxi charges. Not mah rules, man.

Oh, I understand. Them's the breaks, I'll just have to abide.

So. I'll just take my camera, singular, and go.

 

[Rydian]

Oh, I understand. Them's the breaks, I'll just have to abide.

So. I'll just take my camera, singular, and go.

And take note that we're using anti-piracy and data protection on the video files.

Managed by Sony.

 

[Gahars]

EA: "DRM is a failed dead-end strategy", but it's cool, because SimCity's Always Online thing was totally not DRM. Seriously, guys.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

www.computerandvideogames.com/398586/gamestop-blames-disappointing-wii-u-sales-on-lack-of-games-marketing/

Reason: Captain obvious of industry.

 

[Gahars]

http://techreport.com/news/24575/pc-gaming-market-grew-8-in-2012

#PCGamingMasterRace

 

[Foxi4]

And take note that we're using anti-piracy and data protection on the video files.

Managed by Sony.

I'm filming you in plaintext.

 

[Gahars]

Assassin's Creed will be annual until players say stop

Stop.

 

[Rydian]

Assassin's Creed will be annual until players say stop

Stop.

But why do you care? If players enjoy playing it, let them.

</srsineof>

 

[Gahars]

But why do you care? If players enjoy playing it, let them.

</srsineof>

Because the quality has seriously declined and I hate to see that happen to a franchise I once really enjoyed?