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Dearly departed, we are here for the funeral of Choke On Breasts, I mean Chuck N. Bress.
He died doing what he loved most: being smothered by titties.
By titties he lived and by titties he die...
And now, a speech from his breas- best friend, Booby Mil- I mean Bobby Mark.
He always said that titties were his heaven on earth, and now he is in heaven with the angels, surrounded by titties of all shapes and sizes.
"Does this shin dig have an open bar?", He asked before being struck down by titay bullets.
He always said his favorite anime was One Piece, and now we know why.
His entire life was about titties.
He always dreamed of dying by natural means, but on this sad day, he was taken from us by silicone.
He knew at least 5 ways of naming breasts: Breasts, boobs, tits, bazongas, bosoms, and 58008.
He always prefered breasts over other feminine body parts like asses and pussies.
I always said "thick thighs save lives", but he didn't believe me, and breasts killed him.
As a memorial, I'd like to dedicate this day every year, to my friend. We'll call it Double D day. (Pours a little milk on the ground.)
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