Im horny and i know it
Come ride me and ill blow it
Dont be teasing my erection
Unless you want a beef injection
Flustered feeling cant be solved
Need a shower thats rather cold
Dry myself then watch a movie
Oh shit, this film has boobies
Boxers feeling rather tight
Underneath is quite a sight
Forget the film and goto bed
Relax my mind or so i said
Dreams of milla is how it went
Wake up, iv Pitched a tent
What to do about my boner
Thinking maybe i should phone her
Dial the number and hear the beep
Oh my god did my dick weep
Out of options sit back down
Looking sad i wear a frown
Being horny is so unplanned
So thank god i have two hands
Come ride me and ill blow it
Dont be teasing my erection
Unless you want a beef injection
Flustered feeling cant be solved
Need a shower thats rather cold
Dry myself then watch a movie
Oh shit, this film has boobies
Boxers feeling rather tight
Underneath is quite a sight
Forget the film and goto bed
Relax my mind or so i said
Dreams of milla is how it went
Wake up, iv Pitched a tent
What to do about my boner
Thinking maybe i should phone her
Dial the number and hear the beep
Oh my god did my dick weep
Out of options sit back down
Looking sad i wear a frown
Being horny is so unplanned
So thank god i have two hands
