Horny

Im horny and i know it
Come ride me and ill blow it
Dont be teasing my erection
Unless you want a beef injection
Flustered feeling cant be solved
Need a shower thats rather cold
Dry myself then watch a movie
Oh shit, this film has boobies
Boxers feeling rather tight
Underneath is quite a sight
Forget the film and goto bed
Relax my mind or so i said
Dreams of milla is how it went
Wake up, iv Pitched a tent
What to do about my boner
Thinking maybe i should phone her
Dial the number and hear the beep
Oh my god did my dick weep
Out of options sit back down
Looking sad i wear a frown
Being horny is so unplanned
So thank god i have two hands

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[quote name='emigre' timestamp='1321307636'] You can wank with one hand. [/quote]
Some of us cant
 
[quote name='BortzANATOR' timestamp='1321317032'] [quote name='emigre' timestamp='1321307636'] You can wank with one hand. [/quote]Some of us cant [/quote]

You fail at wanking. In fact I can wank without using my hands.
 
[quote name='BortzANATOR' timestamp='1321317032'] [quote name='emigre' timestamp='1321307636'] You can wank with one hand. [/quote]Some of us cant [/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM
 
[quote name='CCNaru' timestamp='1321399869'] think of the children ect. [/quote]

Whilst wanking? That sounds a bit dodgy.
 
[quote name='emigre' timestamp='1321400852'] [quote name='CCNaru' timestamp='1321399869'] think of the children ect. [/quote] Whilst wanking? That sounds a bit dodgy. [/quote]

LOL
 

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