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Densetsu3000 said:
I believe the term for shooting water from under your tongue is gleeking. The term for shooting water out from under your thong is female ejaculation.

That reminds me, this is kinda gross but I can shoot a jet of snot out of my nose too. I only do it when I absolutely have to, like when I have allergies and no tissue and no one is around.

I remembered that one because in the 8th grade, someone gleeked on me and wouldn't stop, so I shot snot right back at him. That sent him straight to the restroom to wash his shirt
Thats funny and disturbing. i lol'd at your comment.
 

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Stufreddy said:
I can wrap my right arm behind my neck and around to touch my right ear.


And...I can lick my elbow.
i just tried wraping my arm around to touch my ear, i ALMOST touch it. . not really though, but how do you lick your elbow?!?
 

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Balrogs.Pain said:
Psyfira said:
I can make an origami Brachiosaurus out of a sweet wrapper.
Really? Out of a sweet wrapper? i cant do oragami worth crap. hell i cant even make a flying paper airplane to save my life T_T
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moozxy said:
Shakraka said:
I can make saliva bubbles underneath my tongue and then place it on top of the tongue and stick it out.
I can do that, then blow them off my tongue to make spit bubbles. It's kinda disgusting so I don't do it in public.
edit: I can also move my knuckles left to right


Hahah, same here, although its a hit an miss with blowing it into a complete bubble, I can do it 1 out of every 4 times, It is rather gross though.
 

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dannypatt123 said:
Balrogs.Pain said:
Stufreddy said:
I can wrap my right arm behind my neck and around to touch my right ear.


And...I can lick my elbow.
i just tried wraping my arm around to touch my ear, i ALMOST touch it. . not really though, but how do you lick your elbow?!?

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Haha no idea I've always been able to do it. One time someone said it was impossible to lick your elbow so attempted and succeeded. I don't know try twisting your right arm counter clock wise until your hand is perpendicular to the floor then go in for the attack.
 

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i can lick my elbow as well,
i can gleek,
i can move my little toe away from the rest,
i can bend two toes on one foot and leave the others,
i can do that wrap your arm around your nech and touch your ear thing,
i can breathe through mouth and nose at the same time (not in one out the other at the same time, in both then out both at the same time),
i can tickle my left armpit with my left foot and my right armpit with my right foot, not at the same time
i can bump relatively old threads
 

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I can do all Rubiks cubes. After the 5x5x5 it just follows a pattern.

I can roll a coin on my knuckles

I can kill a man before he screams

I can juggle. I'm good at that.

Oh yeah... Back flip, one handed cartwheels...

Walk on my hands

I can polevault. I did it in highschool. I got like 11 ft / 3.5 meters.

But no, all those things help me entertain people there is only one thing I do that's truely useless... I can write so that it's only correct if you use a mirror. I'm such a nerd.

And name the first 40ish elements.

And place all the states on the map

THose are not entertaining.
 

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