Wifi-enabled laptops may be nuking sperm

[KingVamp]

I get the strangest feeling that if that ever happens, the baby will be encoded with whatever you were downloading at the time.

pr0n babiez any1?

Aw! So a tentacle grape baby?




Not sure if I believe this myself. Doesn't really matter tho since I rarely put my laptop on my lap.
When I do, it isn't directly or above my balls...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Is it weird that I laughed when I read this?

 

[Zerosuit connor]

Erm... Erectile dysfunction anyone.

 

[Blaze163]

We had a bit of a pregnancy scare here recently. If Youtube is what it takes to avoid there being any more abominations like me roaming the Earth, then for the sake of all humanity, everyone upload more cat videos.

As an added bonus, if this phenomenon has an effect of girls too, it means the millions of rabid teens that call themselves 'Beliebers' cannot breed after watching the 'Baby' video that many times, so at least there's a thin ray of hope.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

...It couldn't be the heat from the laptop that cooked the sperm?

 

[ferofax]

why worry about laptops when cellphones can make corn pop? men almost usually place it in the front pockets, where it bombards your 'nads basically the entire day.