Which would u rather get?

[Deleted member 35947]

Ughh.. Dell, I'm changing my option and dropping the computer. I'll go with the box and that'll be my accommodation sorted. Unless the chef comes with a lifetime supply of food also.

Am I the only one thinking the one-way ticket to heaven is where you get murdered?

 

[ProtoKun7]

Cardboard box ftw.

I don't know why I lol'd so hard at this

 

[Sstew]

Is it sad that majority would rather have a Chef then a ticket to Heaven. lol
*I picked the chef too* :3

 

[Hop2089]

The ticket to heaven because I will need that free ticket just in case I start committing adultery which would be my greatest sin once married.

 

[Armadillo]

Is it sad that majority would rather have a Chef then a ticket to Heaven. lol
*I picked the chef too* :3

Majority is smart, no need for a ticket when you can build a ladder

 

[outgum]

Definatly the Cardboard box, SO much fun XD
I LOOOOVE playing in Card board boxes and doing metal gear solid styles!

 

[omgpwn666]

First person to pick a Dell!!! WOOOOOO!

 

[Forstride]

I chose Ticket to Heaven. Why not get there now, instead of waiting until I die? Better than Earth anyway...

 

[prowler]

a box plz kthnkz.

 

[alidsl]

The cardboard box.

Because Dell products are shoddy, I already have a Wii, I like to cook for myself and Heaven is full of Christians.

Also, one can to way more inventive and cool things with a box than with those other things.

The best logic I've seen

 

[Law]

Sigint: "Uh, Snake...what are you doing?"
Snake: "I'm in a box."
Sigint: "A cardboard box? Why are you...?"
Snake: "I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistable
urge to get inside. No, not an urge - more than that. It was my destiny
to be here; in the box."
Sigint: "Destiny...?"
Snake: "Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner
peace. I can't put it into words. I feel...safe. Like this is where I
was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. ... Does that
make any sense?"
Sigint: "Not even a little."
Snake: "You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
Sigint: "Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is
everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?"
Snake: "..."
Sigint: "Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a
decent disguise if you wear it inside a building."

 

[Sao Mortel]

I picked the chef since I already got the ticket to heaven when I chose Jesus as my savior and he paid the price for ALL my sins. http://www.lookingforgod.com/

*edit *damn thinking about it i also got the wii, dell computer an cardboard box

 

[Hop2089]

I picked the chef since I already got the ticket to heaven when I chose Jesus as my savior and he paid the price for ALL my sins. http://www.lookingforgod.com/

*edit *damn thinking about it i also got the wii, dell computer an cardboard box

Getting the ticket to heaven=Insurance in case of unforgivable sin

It's always the best idea to be insured because you never know what will happen from now until the afterlife.

 

[outgum]

I picked the chef since I already got the ticket to heaven when I chose Jesus as my savior and he paid the price for ALL my sins. http://www.lookingforgod.com/

*edit *damn thinking about it i also got the wii, dell computer an cardboard box

Lol... I was bored, so i clicked the link right, and it has a youtube video and the writing under it says....
"The Connection Movie
Have you ever had the line go dead while making a phone call? When that happens, you try to reestablish the connection as quickly as possible, so you can continue the conversation."

First of all, there wrong, When i lose my connection, i carry on with what i was doing BEFORE the call and wait for THEM to call back, so ill get back on the phone to Jesus/God when HE calls me. TYVM, Silly Religions telling ME to run around after god so much, if he cares about me, he'll talk to me.

 

[Densetsu]

Cardboard box.

This and this.

 

[BoxShot]

After reading I'm revising to choose either the box, chef, or ticket to heaven.

At this moment I say CARDBOARD BOX FTW! just like that other guy.

 

[outgum]

Lol, Densetsu, i love it XD
Where can i purchase one of these? XD

 

[Joe88]

the dimension 3100 is ancient
I found a higher up model in the trash

 

[Densetsu]

Lol, Densetsu, i love it XD
Where can i purchase one of these? XD

You don't buy it, it's papercraft. Just print out both pages on thick paper or cardstock, fold and glue together.

 

[heavyknight]

A chef, because I'm a fatty.