The Sausage Zeppelin

[nryn99]

tapes and glue are for operation: sticky

 

[Sausage Head]

sausages will do just fine for that

oh and by the way, an anonymous contact, K. Jong-Il has given us new bomb technoligy

Spoiler: Nuke test #1 -- Location: Scandinavian sea

 

[AlanJohn]

Am I V.I.P now?

 

[tagzard]

I SHALL DESTROY IT AGAIN

 

[Sausage Head]

**Ladies and gentlemen, we have set a new destination. We are now heading to Chicago, Illinois**

 

[tagzard]

NO THAT IS MY HOME TOWN!!! MUST DESTROY ZEPPLIN BEFORE MY HOME GETS DESTROYED

 

[Shinigami357]

There's a permanent no-fly zone over the Temp... Y'all didn't know?

 

[tagzard]

There's a permanent no-fly zone over the Temp... Y'all didn't know?

I ate that rule a long time ago.

Spoiler

NOOB

 

[nryn99]

There's a permanent no-fly zone over the Temp... Y'all didn't know?

Why then, can i see the zeppelin up in the air?

Yay a trip! we're going on a trip!!

 

[Shinigami357]

There's a permanent no-fly zone over the Temp... Y'all didn't know?

I ate that rule a long time ago.

Spoiler

NOOB

Wut??? No... That report was printed with poisonous ink...

Cya...

 

[Sausage Head]

There's a permanent no-fly zone over the Temp... Y'all didn't know?

the current route is a test flight
new york > chicago
and a bomb test too

we have yet to go to italy to fill the zeppelin with the second fuel type, raulpica, before we can get to the land of sausage

 

[nryn99]

shinigami-chan... do you know that there was a list of tempers' names?

 

[tagzard]

You didn't k this but POISON MAKES ME STRONGER.

 

[Sausage Head]

**We are currently flying above Detroit. You may now use all bathrooms.**

 

[Shinigami357]

shinigami-chan... do you know that there was a list of tempers' names?

Ah... If it had their pictures that would make for interesting reading...

@Tagzard - it's not the kind of poison that kills you or anything. It just makes you think you can fly by yourself... Seeya on the way down?

 

[Sausage Head]

**Ladies and gentlemen, we are having a minor problem regarding fuel leakage. Please stay away from green gas, as this is highly infectionous 4chan. Please notify a crewmember if you spot green gas floating in: main lobby; storage center; bathrooms or Detroit. No wait, nevermind. Don't notify us when 4chan is heading towards Detroit.

**

**We have the situation under control. However, small amounts of 4chan are still in the lobby. Please do not go near the lobby at this time.**

**The zeppelin is now cleared of 4chan gas. If you feel itchy, please inform the zeppelin's medical advisor.**

 

[AlanJohn]

 

[Sausage Head]

that's the way we filled the zeppelin up with 4chan

 

[AlanJohn]

that's the way we filled the zeppelin up with 4chan

WHAT THE FUCK SAUSAGE, WHY DID YOU USE 4CHAN TO KEEP THE ZIPPELENIN UP?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A MEMBER WHEN HE INHALES 4CHAN?
MUTATION.
REMEMBER BLACK MESA?
THEY WILL GROW GREEN SKIN AND GET ENOURMASS TEETH AND WILL TROLL YOU TO DEATH WITH MEMES!
WHY SAUSAGE?
WHY?
WHAT KIND OF MADMAN ARE YOU?

 

[tagzard]

*Tagzard lays eggs releasing 1000 baby Tagzards causing havoc on the zepplin*