The Ctrl + V Game

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Write about your characters questioning why they are acting a certain way. Perhaps they are adventurers wondering why they are taking up dangerous quests from villagers when they could just live a peaceful life? Is it just out of boredom? For the greater good? maybe even coin? Or maybe your characters are being mind controlled and there is still a part of them that is fighting it, passively trying to change their own actions?
 
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#RememberWhenTrump participated in occult rituals like spirit cooking? #OhWaitThatWasHillary
Yeah, Hillary was a bitch with that. Donald just wants to grab the spirits by the pussy. #VoteForDonaldTrump
 

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