Too bad people who know Japanese like me also find English dub awful

MOST of the time it's REALLY bad, bad acting, bad lip sync, bad translation, LESS PUNS (Japanese dubs are VERY often full of puns, watch One Piece's Enies Lobby arc and there's a pun every 10 sentences at least), on top of it all sounding weird and unnatural... Not saying all English dubs are bad, just that MOST are and if not bad, at least severely inferior to Japanese one.
Some great English dubs for example include Fullmetal Alchemist (original and Brotherhood) where the English dub is better than the original, Full Metal Panic (all but the current one) where the dub is a fair bit better, Soul Eater because Maka's Japanese voice is so goddamn irritating for me and Devil May Cry that had an incredible dub with great acting (although Dante's Japanese voice is EPIC

)! People don't hate dubs, at least not people who've actually looked into things, it's just that more than 99% of all dubs are inferior one way or another to the original, simple.
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