Gaming Steam Hack?

[playallday]

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[seedvt]

Get an emulator called UCL (Universal Content Launcher). Google it, you'll find it. Don't use SteamEmu, its purpose is to make non-steam standalone games, what you want is an offline Steam replacement emulator/GCF launcher. You can also try Steam-Buster Revolution Orangebox, although it is no longer updated, UCL has more features, etc. All of these are virus-free, I have been using many of these for years.

I'm glad someone here knows about Steam emulators.


Back to OP - easiest way would be either MAKE a standalone of Portal using REVOLUTiON Emulator, or if you're lazy, download it off torrents or rapidshare or whatever.

A thing to note is that standalones can't make use of the achievements, it's a known bug with the RevEmu.

also;

you could invest in Powerline Adapters. It can be pricy ($100 for a set of 2 modules) but it's much better than wireless and you can get internet virtually anywhere in your home.

 

[da_head]

EDIT: oops didn't read OP lol

 

[playallday]

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[themuddaload]

Your computer weighs too much?

You've got to be kidding me, my computer weighs a little more than 20kg which should be very close to 50lbs and I've carried it 2km just to play over LAN with my friends. 50m is nothing.

^^^ dedication