I just take issue with the "longer limbs = more strength regardless of muscle mass" assertion because it's bullshit. Because you are saying someone tall who has never exercised in their life is automagically stronger than someone shorter who actually trains. And like dude, it really doesn't work that way.
I never said someone tall Veho. As always, you're making stupid assumptions. And I thought you were smarter, but no, you're always gonna be bitchy about something.
So, in order to explain properly:
A human can't compare in strength with a chimp, let alone a Gorilla. Why a chimp? Because a fucking chimp has 1.5X as much muscle fibers as a human because it has longer limbs.
So, suppose you have an adult chimp with a total muscle mass of 60Lb. Pick whatever the fucking size you want for your fucking human, but as long as that human has the same amount of muscle mass (60Lb) the chimp will be fucking stronger because the fucker has more muscle fibers.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH A FUCKING GORILLA?
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"Hurr this Chimpanzee riped off my face effortlessly because he's violent! Not because he's fucking stronger than me" "Huuuur".
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"Wonder why I couldn't open this fucking lion's mouth. I'm taller than him" "Huuuuur"
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And that's still wrong. More muscle = stronger. Yeah there's that whole aesthetics VS functional strength thing and powerlifters are stronger than body builders and so on but that's not what the problem here is.
(You also went on to say "A gorilla has [...] bigger muscle mass, so obviously Tyson has no chance" making the entire "long limbs" thing pointless, so... )
So, suppose you have an adult chimp with a total muscle mass of 60Lb. Pick whatever the fucking size you want for your fucking human, but as long as that human has the same amount of muscle mass (60Lb)
No, you just said "longer limbs" and tall people (usually) have longer limbs.
Let me quote you once again.
And that's still wrong. More muscle = stronger. Yeah there's that whole aesthetics VS functional strength thing and powerlifters are stronger than body builders and so on but that's not what the problem here is.
(You also went on to say "A gorilla has [...] bigger muscle mass, so obviously Tyson has no chance" making the entire "long limbs" thing pointless, so... )
But anyway, "regardless of muscle mass" is wrong.
That's the exact opposite of "regardless of muscle mass". Dude. Come on.
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