OMFG I HATE FLIES (Viewer Discretion Advised)

[Njrg]

I GOT THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE TO MYSELF YET THIS ONE FUCKING FLY WONT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

The Fly is the most fucking annoying bug in the world. It seems to know just how to piss someone off through sheer annoyance.
I swat and slap at it, but does it go away? Fuck no. Does it mind its own business? Fuck no. Does it try to escape, the basic survival instinct of any other living organism? Fuck no. Its entire existence is to just annoy the shit out of you so much that you write a blog.

I mean my place isn't dirty, I'm clean, and all the doors are open so that it fly to another room so it can feed off trach or the stove or something left behind in the kitchen. But no, it doesn't care. Its only goal in life is to piss me the fuck off. D:

 

[_Chaz_]

Flyswatter + Momentum = Peace

 

[omgpwn666]

Spray your body with bug spray then when he lands on you and dies the jokes on him! And all you have to do is go to the hospital for minor sickness. You win.

 

[The Pi]

I have the same ploblem your not alone

I got pissed off and conbined deodorant and a lighter killed a lot of the bastards but now i've ran out of deodorant

 

[SoraKeyofFate]

Well just five minutes ago, I had a glass of ice in front of my computer. I went to play a bit of KH2FM+ and then came back and noticed a fly had landed into my glass of now melted ice. Like 2 minutes later I noticed that it was flooding my desk and so I quickly picked it up and accidentally took a sip... o.O

 

[.Chris]

maybe make it lure into a trap?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

hairspray + lighter = flamethrower.

Because the only thing more satisfying than killing a fly (or other bug) is overkilling it.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.

No no no.

Then she'd have to swallow a spider to catch the fly.

(.....and perhaps she'd die)

 

[Maplemage]

Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country

 

[Cablephish]

I went to the US and bought this neat electric flyswatter. It looks like a miniature tennis racket, but when you swat a fly, it electrocutes them. Sometimes you can hear a popping sound when it instantly roasts, almost like a critical hit.

It's really cool get one at a nearby Harbor Freight tools, along with a pair of those fat batteries.

 

[_Chaz_]

I went to the US and bought this neat electric flyswatter. It looks like a miniature tennis racket, but when you swat a fly, it electrocutes them. Sometimes you can hear a popping sound when it instantly roasts, almost like a critical hit.

It's really cool get one at a nearby Harbor Freight tools, along with a pair of those fat batteries.

lol, I have one of these. They're so awesome.

 

[Nimbus]

Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.

 

[_Chaz_]

Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.

This is true.

 

[Nimbus]

Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.

This is true.

Thanks dude...you made me laugh so hard I sprayed Coca-Cola Zero out of my nose..

 

[Njrg]

Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country How can mosquitoes be possibly worse? They're easy to swat/kill, they don't invade you in your own home, and they only thrive in areas with much open water.

QUOTE(Overlord Nadrian @ Jun 23 2010, 07:06 PM) Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.

No no no.

Then she'd have to swallow a spider to catch the fly.

(.....and perhaps she'd die)

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you Mod... >:[

Trying to silence me are you?!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Hey now!
All I suggested was fun with flamethrowers!

 

[The Pi]

Hey now!
All I suggested was fun with flamethrowers!

I suggested before you but I never used the word "flamethrower"

Edit: spelling

 

[anaxs]

Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country

mosquitos are easier to kill though

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I suggested before you but I never used the word "flamethrower"

Would you believe that I completely overlooked that?
I'd read the original post, and skimmed over the rest.

...but it really is fun!

No better weapon against wasps...until you catch the surroundings on fire...