On this other forum system I post on...I get a lot of stupid messages regarding my tagline. (basically when you do a user search, you see their picture, username, age, and tagline, and no it isn't a dating site, lol)
Which is:
Had to post this reply to it that I received. It isn't funniest or best i've received, but it was lolworthy.
I checked her profile, and oh my god, it's the same.
She's 17, and can't even spell the simplest of words.
My reply\/, though it isn't great. I just explain to her some shit. To be honest, I don't think she understand what I was saying at all....far, far beyond her realm of comprehension.
I'm half posting this here as a "lolworthily bad reply to tagline" blog, and half to archive bad PM's I get for later. (the other site doesn't have a way to save PM's
) Hopefully I will receive even humorous things. I've gotten a lot of funny PM's for my tagline, it's too bad I didn't think to start saving them sooner.
Hell, I might start putting ban replies here as well. Some people have some good ones when I hand out bans.
My favorite is the age old excuse "You cant fkin ban me 4 not knowing the rules"
So simple, yet so head-explodingly stupid.
Also for those wondering, yes, most of my blogs will probably pertain to things arising from the other forum site I visit. I used to blog on that site, but I figured i'd give my friends a break and do some over here.
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EDIT: Oh and totally forgot my second reason for blogging.
My older sister was walking out of Walmart when this dude walked up and asked her if she wanted some plants. She said sure, so he takes her to his semi truck and opens the back and he's got like 150 plants to get rid of.
Apparently Walmart ordered too many, and told the guy to get rid of 'em. He called his higher ups, and they said the same thing.
So instead of costly trashing 'em, my sister calls my dad...and we basically get these 150 plants to my back yard.
They're all $20-30 plants, and we plan on selling 'em for $10 per or so.
Talk about some awesome free freakin' money. If we can sell all of 'em, we'll be making QUITE a sum for only an hour hauling them + whatever it costs to sell 'em.
That or we could turn our back yard into a tropical forest, LOL.
The guy didn't get ripped off though or anything. He was very grateful that we took 'em off his hands. We even gave him some cash, and my dad helped fix his truck (since something was wrong with it, and he's a mechanic). Plus he was quite fond of my cartman Tshirt, and enjoyed singing the "Uncle Fucka" song, LOL.
Which is:
If you message me, make it worth reading please. (not just "hey")
If you have gangster or any variation of it in your name, dont bother talking to me. You will just be ignored or insulted...or both...just...not in that order.
If you smoke don't talk to me.
If you drink (excessively) don't talk to me
If you have gangster or any variation of it in your name, dont bother talking to me. You will just be ignored or insulted...or both...just...not in that order.
If you smoke don't talk to me.
If you drink (excessively) don't talk to me
Had to post this reply to it that I received. It isn't funniest or best i've received, but it was lolworthy.
i have a question for you. you tell people if there a sertin way or do sertin things they cant talk to you. but yet you do not say wht type of person you will let talk to you.. kind of odd dont you think? and if your jugging people for what they do, well then your nobetter then them. because now your beging jugementle and not giving people a chance.
I checked her profile, and oh my god, it's the same.
She's 17, and can't even spell the simplest of words.
My reply\/, though it isn't great. I just explain to her some shit. To be honest, I don't think she understand what I was saying at all....far, far beyond her realm of comprehension.
If you're actually 17 and spell that horrifically...I fear for your future (no offense, but you spell worse then anyone i've ever seen).
I say who can't talk to me. Meaning if you don't fall under the criteria, you can talk to me.
Pretty simple, i'm obviously not going to name every single kind of person that CAN talk to me, as they far outnumber the people who can't.
My preference of who to associate with has absolutely NOTHING to do with being "better" then someone. I'm judgmental, and judge character based on a few primary actions (drinking, smoking, doing drugs). No where does that imply I am better then anyone, nor should it.
It's simply so the wrong people don't waste their time talking to me, because the chances of us being compatible is slim.
I say who can't talk to me. Meaning if you don't fall under the criteria, you can talk to me.
Pretty simple, i'm obviously not going to name every single kind of person that CAN talk to me, as they far outnumber the people who can't.
My preference of who to associate with has absolutely NOTHING to do with being "better" then someone. I'm judgmental, and judge character based on a few primary actions (drinking, smoking, doing drugs). No where does that imply I am better then anyone, nor should it.
It's simply so the wrong people don't waste their time talking to me, because the chances of us being compatible is slim.
Hell, I might start putting ban replies here as well. Some people have some good ones when I hand out bans.
My favorite is the age old excuse "You cant fkin ban me 4 not knowing the rules"
So simple, yet so head-explodingly stupid.
Also for those wondering, yes, most of my blogs will probably pertain to things arising from the other forum site I visit. I used to blog on that site, but I figured i'd give my friends a break and do some over here.
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EDIT: Oh and totally forgot my second reason for blogging.
My older sister was walking out of Walmart when this dude walked up and asked her if she wanted some plants. She said sure, so he takes her to his semi truck and opens the back and he's got like 150 plants to get rid of.
Apparently Walmart ordered too many, and told the guy to get rid of 'em. He called his higher ups, and they said the same thing.
So instead of costly trashing 'em, my sister calls my dad...and we basically get these 150 plants to my back yard.
They're all $20-30 plants, and we plan on selling 'em for $10 per or so.
Talk about some awesome free freakin' money. If we can sell all of 'em, we'll be making QUITE a sum for only an hour hauling them + whatever it costs to sell 'em.
That or we could turn our back yard into a tropical forest, LOL.
The guy didn't get ripped off though or anything. He was very grateful that we took 'em off his hands. We even gave him some cash, and my dad helped fix his truck (since something was wrong with it, and he's a mechanic). Plus he was quite fond of my cartman Tshirt, and enjoyed singing the "Uncle Fucka" song, LOL.
