I look at pictures of animals having sex when I'm bored.
I don't get off on this kind of stuff, I just find it so... fascinating.
It all started a few months ago when I was reading the Wikipedia page on giraffes. I saw a picture of two giraffes mating. The perfect union of male and female was the most beautiful thing I'd seen in my life, the female bending down low, bleating out a moan of painful desire, as the male stood triumphantly behind its partner with a grimace, as if exerting a considerable force. I was hooked instantly.
I stuck with giraffes for a while, then moved on to other zoo animals. Elephants, zebras, monkeys... you name it, I've seen it. II even took a field trip to the local zoo in the hopes of catching some action. To my great surprise and utter delight, I witnessed the conception of a baby rhinoceros. Even today, I still believe that rhinoceros display the most elegant performance of sexual intercourse in the whole animal kingdom.
After a couple weeks, I grew out of my zoo phase. I found a forum for people like me who enjoy viewing animals doing it. Most of it was too hardcore for me, but eventually I found a group who were interested in pet stores. Ohhh, man. Pet stores was where it got real for me. The world of small yet powerful animal sex was opened up to me. Dogs, cats, hamsters, lizards, parrots, and goldfish were on my agenda. The display of intimacy in the pet store environment was completely overwhelming. After several field trips, I was eventually kicked out for filming and being a general creep, so I turned to my new-found brothers for more content. The pool of pet store porn is enjoyable but far from complete. I was soon faced with the problem of having to discover a new area of interest.
None of the other genres seemed to appeal to me. I sort of fell out of "the loop". Time wore on. I went back to school, got a new job, and life was normal again.
Until I went on a study-abroad program in Argentina.
In Argentina, I discovered llamas. In Argentina, I discovered my true self. I was reminded of those days that seemed so long ago, when I was fascinated by animal fornication. The llamas took me back to those days. I was reawakened; I experienced a new birth. I felt ready.
Then I told my parents and they kicked me out so now I'm living day-to-day on the streets. Comfort me, gbatemp. :'(
I don't get off on this kind of stuff, I just find it so... fascinating.
It all started a few months ago when I was reading the Wikipedia page on giraffes. I saw a picture of two giraffes mating. The perfect union of male and female was the most beautiful thing I'd seen in my life, the female bending down low, bleating out a moan of painful desire, as the male stood triumphantly behind its partner with a grimace, as if exerting a considerable force. I was hooked instantly.
I stuck with giraffes for a while, then moved on to other zoo animals. Elephants, zebras, monkeys... you name it, I've seen it. II even took a field trip to the local zoo in the hopes of catching some action. To my great surprise and utter delight, I witnessed the conception of a baby rhinoceros. Even today, I still believe that rhinoceros display the most elegant performance of sexual intercourse in the whole animal kingdom.
After a couple weeks, I grew out of my zoo phase. I found a forum for people like me who enjoy viewing animals doing it. Most of it was too hardcore for me, but eventually I found a group who were interested in pet stores. Ohhh, man. Pet stores was where it got real for me. The world of small yet powerful animal sex was opened up to me. Dogs, cats, hamsters, lizards, parrots, and goldfish were on my agenda. The display of intimacy in the pet store environment was completely overwhelming. After several field trips, I was eventually kicked out for filming and being a general creep, so I turned to my new-found brothers for more content. The pool of pet store porn is enjoyable but far from complete. I was soon faced with the problem of having to discover a new area of interest.
None of the other genres seemed to appeal to me. I sort of fell out of "the loop". Time wore on. I went back to school, got a new job, and life was normal again.
Until I went on a study-abroad program in Argentina.
In Argentina, I discovered llamas. In Argentina, I discovered my true self. I was reminded of those days that seemed so long ago, when I was fascinated by animal fornication. The llamas took me back to those days. I was reawakened; I experienced a new birth. I felt ready.
Then I told my parents and they kicked me out so now I'm living day-to-day on the streets. Comfort me, gbatemp. :'(
