Mr Brightside

[BobTheJoeBob]

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Because of him I have a new friend named Fred. Thanks Mr.Brightside.

No problem, I'm here to help.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Anymore people fail to see the bright side and need help.

 

[Raika]

My teacher loves picking on me.

And my classmates always turn to look at me whenever that teacher talks to me, but they don't do that for other classmates. What the fuck is wrong with meeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeEEeEEEE!!?!?!?
...

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

My teacher loves picking on me.

And my classmates always turn to look at me whenever that teacher talks to me, but they don't do that for other classmates. What the fuck is wrong with meeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeEEeEEEE!!?!?!?
...

Well your classmates must like you alot if they bother to turn to look at you.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Anyone else?

 

[Deleted_171835]

I was at school today sitting at my desk. All of a sudden, a girl (I used to) like sat on my desk with her arse directly facing me.
The image is burned in my mind. Explain?

 

[Antoni-YO!]

My leg is asleep....

left leg.

 

[dudenator]

I just got punched in the eye.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I was at school today sitting at my desk. All of a sudden, a girl (I used to) like sat on my desk with her arse directly facing me.
The image is burned in my mind. Explain?

At least she didn't fart

My leg is asleep....

left leg.

At least your right leg is awake.

QUOTE

I just got punched in the eye.

At least you didn't get punched where it really hurts.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Anyone else?

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Seriously no one?

 

[Overman1977]

My dog died, my pick-up got stolen, my wife cheated on me, I lost my job, my guitar is outta tune, and to top it all off, I have a hang-nail.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

My dog died, my pick-up got stolen, my wife cheated on me, I lost my job, my guitar is outta tune, and to top it all off, I have a hang-nail.

Well. I don't know what a hang nail is but at least you still got your health.

 

[syko5150]

My dog died, my pick-up got stolen, my wife cheated on me, I lost my job, my guitar is outta tune, and to top it all off, I have a hang-nail.

lol this sounds like a country song

 

[Danny600kill]

I'm hate people who try to help me, explain?

 

[Overman1977]

My dog died, my pick-up got stolen, my wife cheated on me, I lost my job, my guitar is outta tune, and to top it all off, I have a hang-nail.

lol this sounds like a country song

hahahaha, that's what i was going for :-P

But I really do have a hang-nail and it's pissing me off....lol

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I'm hate people who try to help me, explain?

Well that just means your independent which I take as a good thing. and again, what's a hang nail.

 

[Deleted_171835]

I'm hate people who try to help me, explain?
Well that just means your independent which I take as a good thing. and again, what's a hang nail.

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A hangnail or agnail is a small, torn piece of skin near a fingernail or toenail. Unlike whitlows, hangnails are usually caused by dry skin or (in the case of fingernails) nail biting, and may be prevented with proper moisturization of the skin.

 

[Jamstruth]

My exams are looming and I feel unprepared. I am the complete bottom of the foodchain in my school.
Welcome to the world of white, middle class whining.

Oh yeah, and DX isn't shipping my orbital laser cannon parts quick enough!

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

My exams are looming and I feel unprepared. I am the complete bottom of the foodchain in my school.
Welcome to the world of white, middle class whining.

Well at least next time you'll study for your exams, and i think you've learned a valuable lesson of how not to procrastinate. Wow that's very hypocritical of me, I always procrastinate. And about the hangnail, just rip it off. The pain is only for a second and believe me it's worth it in the end.