I stood up
I heard a SMACK and a thump
I turned around
My phone had fallen out of my pocket, bounced off the toilet seat, and landed on the.... floor!
NOT in the shit-filled toilet.
The shit gods have blessed me this day.
I heard a SMACK and a thump
I turned around
My phone had fallen out of my pocket, bounced off the toilet seat, and landed on the.... floor!
NOT in the shit-filled toilet.
The shit gods have blessed me this day.









