Lucky Day post

[hippy dave]

I stood up

I heard a SMACK and a thump

I turned around

My phone had fallen out of my pocket, bounced off the toilet seat, and landed on the.... floor!

NOT in the shit-filled toilet.



The shit gods have blessed me this day.

 

[Veho]

Quality shitpost.

 

[hippy dave]

You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

[Veho]

Bird shat on my car today, in the shape of the yin-yang symbol.

There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see

 

[K3Nv4]

That's why phones have IP rating and not I urine ratings?

 

[hippy dave]

Shit truly is the gift that keeps on giving

 

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Bird shat on my car today, in the shape of the yin-yang symbol.

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There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see

I see this guy