We're stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars of Pokemon cards to sell on the darkweb. I have a brilliant plan thought out already.
- We fly to America and find a warehouse to target.
- Bribe an employee who has fallen on hard times (very easy in this economy) to disclose the warehouse layout, key locations and door passwords.
- Hire some courtesans Assassin's Creed II style to distract security while we sneak inside.
- Race to the boxes of Pokemon cards and drive out in a warehouse owned truck.
- Drive down to Mexico unload the loot in a secure location.
- Drive to a cliff and add a weight to the acceleration peddle to make the truck drive itself off into the ocean with nobody inside.
- Sell the Pokemon cards.
- Find another person who has fallen on hard times and pay them to use their ID to convert our dirty bitcoins to fiat currency and run.
- Wash the money with chilli powder and fly home.
Who's in this with me?
- We fly to America and find a warehouse to target.
- Bribe an employee who has fallen on hard times (very easy in this economy) to disclose the warehouse layout, key locations and door passwords.
- Hire some courtesans Assassin's Creed II style to distract security while we sneak inside.
- Race to the boxes of Pokemon cards and drive out in a warehouse owned truck.
- Drive down to Mexico unload the loot in a secure location.
- Drive to a cliff and add a weight to the acceleration peddle to make the truck drive itself off into the ocean with nobody inside.
- Sell the Pokemon cards.
- Find another person who has fallen on hard times and pay them to use their ID to convert our dirty bitcoins to fiat currency and run.
- Wash the money with chilli powder and fly home.
Who's in this with me?
