Enjoy.
Y U KILL UR PROSTITOOT KYLE?
What makes French Canada
"ze best Canada in ze land?"
Which fast food restaurant do you prefer the most?
High fructose corn syrup or sugar?
What do yo think is the best movie of all time?
What was your favorite children's book?
Would you rather have a pet parrot or chinchilla?
What's the oldest piece of software that you have on your computer?
Where do hot dogs come from? (Interpret as you wish.)
Let's say we were able to
Great Adventure. What would you want to do there first?
Do you know any of your (old) iDevices' serial numbers offhand?
Are your glasses thick?
First, you were feeling sick, next was nosebleeds... What's next, menstrual cramps?
What's your favorite kids' cartoon?
If you could sleep with one of the Spice Girls, which one would it be, and why?
Let's say I have a kid that won't go to sleep, and I've tried bedtime stories and NyQuil. What would you do?
Do you remember how many letters I said my last name has?
What would you spend $6.42 on in the iTunes Store?
I presume you're gonna run Windows on your MacBook Pro. What method will you use?
Would you rather have a BlackBerry, or a dumb phone? (Contrary to what you may think, a BlackBerry is a smartphone, not a dumb phone. ;P)
[spam]Would you like a MUCH BIGGER PENIS?[/spam]
What kind of video game controllers do you have, and how much?
What's your favorite handheld system?
Would you flip out over missing $1?
Are there any other random pillars in your house?
Do you know what number question this is?
Why doesn't Antarctica have any countries?
Why did Apple change two of the wallpapers in Snow Leopard?
Which is faster, USB 2.0 or FireWire 400?
Why does my school have copies of
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
What was the longest time you've ever stared at a shock site, and which one?
What part of your childhood was raped the most by Rule 34?
Why do computer ports that have pins (i.e.- serial port, parallel) still exist?
What firmware was on your original Nintendo DS?
Why did my school's old librarian retire?
My school has a fancier service elevator than the one used for handicapped kids. Is your school as stupid as mine?
Why is your mind so fucked up? :x
How many duplicate questions did you answer so far?
Nike, Reebok, or Adidas?
What would be the first thing you'd do if you saw and met Steve Jobs?
What do you think is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Do you prefer the grip on the Mighty Mouse or Magic Mouse?
Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
What's the most unfortunately-named product you've ever seen?
Do you have an e-Reader? (If yes, what e-Reader card/cards did you like the most?)
Have you ever won anything from a crane game?
What would you do if a cow startled you by mooing?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What are your thoughts about "My Friend John?"
If you could ask yourself a question, what would it be? And why?
Would you like a female condom if we meet up?
What's the smallest USB flash drive you have?
Would you like to see two stupid PowerPoints I've made for school?
What should we do if we encounter a giant enemy crab?
Do you have any board games? If so, which ones?
What are the worst type of fanboys you've ever seen? (i.e.- Apple fanboys, Google fanboys)
What's your favorite holiday?
How well do you think you'd handle Fright Fest at Six Flags?
How would you react if someone waved a dildo and yelled "Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!"?
Rate Justin Bieber on a broken scale of EPIC to GODLY.
Have you ever played with dolls/other unmentioned toys as a kid?
What is the absolute best Twitter client you've
ever used (doesn't have to be one you currently use)? *inb4Osfoora*
What has the Mario series taught you about life?
What are your thoughts on Greenpeace and PETA?
How often is it "me time?"
How differently do you act online that you do in real life?
Can you use these words in one sentence? rainbow, wobble, snort
Are there any musicals/plays you'd like to see in NYC?
How long did it take you to answer all of these questions?