How to make peanut butter

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1. Find a male and female peanut
2. Impregnate the female peanut, if using artificial means you can skip the first part of step 1
3. After normal peanut gestation, separate the calf from the mother to be made into tender peanut cutlets
4. Milk the peanut
5. You have now obtained peanut milk, you can skip all prior steps if you buy peanut milk at the store or local crackhead marketplace
6. Place peanut milk in butter churner, churn until you have reached butter consistency
7. Remove peanut butter, inspect for hidden Ron Jeremys
8. You have obtained peanut butter, you can skip all previous steps by purchasing the same from Jack the bait salesman

Once you have your peanut butter it can be used for many applications including but not limited to

1. Use as currency
2. Ingredient in crack candy
3. Being gay (not refundable)

GBAtemp is not responsible for injuries sustained while churning butter or cooking crack candy, but may be liable in cases of gay or trans (you may be entitled to financial compensation https://gbatemp.net/threads/financial-compensation.664336/)

 

[Skv0ra]

1. find butta'.
2. nut in it.

the rest, well, that's up to you as to how. Just remember, shuga', no sucrose involved in this late night boogie concocktion!

 

[yankii]

1. find butta'.
2. nut in it.

the rest, well, that's up to you as to how. Just remember, shuga', no sucrose involved in this late night boogie concocktion!

Well actually you have to pea in it too, that's where the name comes from.