Hotel GBATemp

[ProtoKun7]

can you hear the little girl crying at night? she creeps me out... can someone stop her?

I thought it was a Witch.

No-one startle her. I'm not saving you if you get incapacitated.

I may not be pretty and all, but to call me a witch..

I didn't think it was you to begin with.

Mind the Boomers.

 

[Maid-chan]

Nice room~ And nice facility~ It makes me want playing in this room everyday nonstop

Can I got a Milkshake here?

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

I didn't think it was you to begin with.

Mind the Boomers.

Be careful of those damn Jockeys, they'll teabag you in an instant.

But anyway...
There's a Rydian in my bed, I ordered a Vulpes, will someone get that thing out of my room?

 

[Kwartel]

I didn't think it was you to begin with.

Mind the Boomers.

Be careful of those damn Jockeys, they'll teabag you in an instant.

But anyway...
There's a Rydian in my bed, I ordered a Vulpes, will someone get that thing out of my room?

Just trow a bucket of water over him and he will run away~!

 

[Maid-chan]

uhh... Milkshake...?

 

[KingAsix]

uhh... Milkshake...?

...brings all the boys to yard perhaps ?

 

[Maid-chan]

uhh... Milkshake...?

...brings all the boys to yard perhaps ?

LOLs~! For what?

 

[RKz]

i want to complain about this!

 

[_Chaz_]

My room, although perfect, has fallen in on me and my guests. I managed to escape with my life and demand a new room.

 

[Maid-chan]

i want to complain about this!

I want complain that too! There's on my kitchen's cabinet!

 

[SilentRevolt]

i want to complain about this!

I want complain that too! There's on my kitchen's cabinet!

She even used the bathroom without my permission!

 

[Domination]

i want to complain about this!

I want to complain cos she's ugly as hell and her skin tone is dull and disgusting. Even when you get call girls, you should have some standards, eh? I request a super hawt Asian teen. One that's not a minor, that is.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Some guy played a video in his room a week ago and I heard he died last night.
You know what that means?

Spoiler

Free video!

 

[bmg1001]

I just checked in, they gave me the key to an old room, weird, theres a bunch of N-Gage Soap in here, like 20, with markings like Rm.2,55,25,62 and more! Oh well, more soap for me.

 

[nryn99]

i want to complain about this!

oh sorry, that's my cousin, he wanders around most of the time and wants to spook people

yes it's a he

he is unbelievably very good in lock picking, and security hacking anyone who caught him please send him back to me

 

[KingAsix]

Sorry...I lured him into the basement floor with pieces of candy

He is being examined by top men....Top men...

 

[nryn99]

Sorry...I lured him into the basement floor with pieces of candy

He is being examined by top men....Top men...

NO!!!!! you shouldn't feed him with candy, now he'll never sleep for 1 whole month and will be able to walk through walls

 

[Maid-chan]

i want to complain about this!

oh sorry, that's my cousin, he wanders around most of the time and wants to spook people

yes it's a he

he is unbelievably very good in lock picking, and security hacking anyone who caught him please send him back to me

he... or she...? Anyway why your cousin if eat candy makes cant sleep for 1 month?

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

i want to complain about this!

I would like to complain about this as well. Why is she hiding under my blanket, I asked for a male escort, instead they gave me a pale female! And to make it worse, she smelled like she had been sitting in an attic for a while!

 

[iFish]

Somebody broke into my room and stole all my iDevices.

I demand them be paid for.