Hotel GBATemp

[Toastybread634]

Hello, I'd like one room please. I'd like to redeem this coupon I ...found.

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OOOOHHH, okay, sir. This expired... 1/1/1999. Sorry, but you instead get FREE MOLDY SOAP!!! Don't Worry, it's still good!...I think.

 

[RoninSeito]

It's the little things that make your stay the best at hotel gba. There's a gourmet chocolate on my pillow with every visit, at least 3 tiny bottles of conditioner in the bath, and more towels than u will ever need. There were even spare batteries for the TV remote in the nightstand!

 

[AncientBoi]

It's the little things that make your stay the best at hotel gba. There's a gourmet chocolate on my pillow with every visit, at least 3 tiny bottles of conditioner in the bath, and more towels than u will ever need. There were even spare batteries for the TV remote in the nightstand!

Hmm, I don't see you on our register. Perhaps You were in another hotel, as we Do Not provide such services.

 

[Kirbydogs]

Hmm, I don't see you on our register. Perhaps You were in another hotel, as we Do Not provide such services.

Oh, sorry, I decided to fix up a few rooms here and there. If your room ever needs a better room-thing, contact
[email protected].
Or, sign up for my mailing list!
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Or, get a free gift card!
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We also do birthdays.
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Free money!
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Email!
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Rell.
[email protected].

 

[AncientBoi]

Iz now Banned from Hotel GBAtemp.

 

[BakerMan]

why, for trying to make it NOT a dump?
(that's a joke of course)

 

[AncientBoi]

why, for trying to make it NOT a dump?
(that's a joke of course)

Okies, the elevator will now, not work for YOU. Now Back To The Kitchen ! And have a nice day.

 

[PDave92]

I'd like to check in to Hotel GBAtemp, please. I'm okay sleeping on the couch in the lobby if all your rooms are full.

 

[K3Nv4]

I'd like to check in to Hotel GBAtemp, please. I'm okay sleeping on the couch in the lobby if all your rooms are full.

The only bed available is in @AncientBoi's room, we apologize for any inconveniences please don't mention this on yelp.

 

[PDave92]

The only bed available is in @AncientBoi's room, we apologize for any inconveniences please don't mention this on yelp.

No worries. I bring a whole couch every time I go on vacation for this exact reason. Or if my wife gets fed up with me.

 

[K3Nv4]

No worries. I bring a whole couch every time I go on vacation for this exact reason. Or if my wife gets fed up with me.

Marital status means little in Ancientbois room.

 

[PDave92]

Marital status means little in Ancientbois room.

Yeah I'm definitely taking my chances with the lobby if that's the case

 

[BakerMan]

Yeah I'm definitely taking my chances with the lobby if that's the case

If you don't wanna be bent 270 degrees by a 69 year old booty warrior i'd recommend it