Whether it be Virginia, Ohio, or North Carolina , they mean nothing to us.
We will change the path and methods the Republicans have chosen! That is who we are!
THE BARACK BRIGADE
OBAMA: OH NO, MCCAIN IS IN THE WAY!
CLINTON: OBAMA! LEAVE THIS TO ME!!! CLINTON OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!!! DO NOT GRIEVE FOR ME, MY COUNTRY...
OBAMA: CLINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLINTON: I WAS ONCE CAUGHT IN A SEA OF NEGATIVE AD CAMPAIGNS AND MUDSLINGING, BUT I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE!
WITH THIS TEMPORARY POSITION OF VOTER INFLUENCE, IT WILL GIVE ME SATISFACTION, BEING ABLE TO CREATE A TOMORROW FOR DEMOCRACY!
MCCAIN: WHERE.... WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS POWER?!
OBAMA: We Liberals are evolving with each passing minute! With each vote, we progress further! That is change; change that will pierce the heavens!
MCCAIN: Please, make sure your tax policy doesn't cause the recession nemesis.
OBAMA: Of course. Americans aren't that stupid.
*BOOM*