Good Morning Post

[Xdqwerty]

I wish I wasnt autistic

 

[x65943]

I wish I wasnt autistic

you were doing so well for about a week there

 

[Xdqwerty]

you were doing so well for about a week there

Its saturday, I can take a break from it

 

[Kingy]

Good morning

 

[Cranesbill]

Good morning

Oh yyeeaaahhh new customer!!

Here!

 

[Kingy]

Oh yyeeaaahhh new customer!!

Here!

Happy to be here, mate!

 

[Xdqwerty]

I love op 3 of FMA Brotherhood

 

[Cranesbill]

Good Morning #387

 

[ciro64]

Good Morning #387

I've drank non-industrialized milk before, it's pretty good

 

[Cranesbill]

I've drank non-industrialized milk before, it's pretty good

Milk is always yummy, even unsweetened almond milk if used correctly

 

[AncientBoi]

Mad Cow Milk? That's what the symbols say.

 

[Cranesbill]

Mad Cow Milk? That's what the symbols say.




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NO

It’s a farmer who’s drinking a glass of milk that recently came from the cow, who’s mad right now because he got rape (GBATemp reference)

 

[AncientBoi]

NO

It’s a farmer who’s drinking a glass of milk that recently came from the cow, who’s mad right now because he got rape (GBATemp reference)

uhhh dude. I my posting about the R word got pulled by @x65943 , then this should be also. just warning you dude.

 

[Cranesbill]

uhhh dude. I my posting about the R word got pulled by @x65943 , then this should be also. just warning you dude.

Context matters

Mine was referencing this

Thread 'Milk is bad for you'

Feb 12, 2016

Even though the media tries to brainwash people, milk does not
Strengthen your bones and it is not the best source of calcium.
Even if you're not a vegan you should accept this.

-gyno because of all the hormones
-excess use of antibiotics which creates resistant bacteria
-possible acidation of your blood which needs calcium to make it back neutral which weakens
Your bones because the calcium comes from there
-cows get raped to get milk

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[AncientBoi]

Context matters

Mine was referencing this

Thread 'Milk is bad for you'

Feb 12, 2016

Even though the media tries to brainwash people, milk does not
Strengthen your bones and it is not the best source of calcium.
Even if you're not a vegan you should accept this.

-gyno because of all the hormones
-excess use of antibiotics which creates resistant bacteria
-possible acidation of your blood which needs calcium to make it back neutral which weakens
Your bones because the calcium comes from there
-cows get raped to get milk

• Ssssuper
• Replies: 1,418
• Forum: The Edge of the Forum

• 

You're gonna show me your privates?

okies, but lemme get some ok?

 

[MPRTwice]

There is nothing I can do to not smell from being so sick. I tried everything in a row: epsom salt soak, shower, re-brushed teeth, re-used the big new thing of mouthwash, and sprayed myself down with enough non-aluminum deoderant to make me cough a bit, have freshly washed clothing, used a freshly washed bed, am in a deep-cleaned home, and I _still_ smell like a dead animal, courtesy of me being super sick.

I am going to pick up food as one in a martial arts uniform; at least then they might understand why I might stink, but I gotta eat when sick, and I put this grocery run off for weeks when I first came down with this.

I will _make_ it a great month and joke of my being sick; if I can't have a good month, then I will _make_ it a good month, and then a good riddance of this pathogen.

Time to knock this bad experience out cold! You cannot stop me! Time to eat! Can't keep a dedicated man down.

 

[AncientBoi]

uhh, you mind throwing some air-freshener in here b4 you go please

 

[Cranesbill]

There is nothing I can do to not smell from being so sick. I tried everything in a row: epsom salt soak, shower, re-brushed teeth, re-used the big new thing of mouthwash, and sprayed myself down witrh enough non-aluminum deoderant to make me cough a bit, have freshly washed clothing, used a freshly washed bed, am in a deep-cleaned home, and I _still_ smell like a dead animal, courtesy of me being super sick.

I am going to pick up food as one in a martial arts uniform; at least then they might understand why I might stink, but I gotta eat when sick, and I put this grocery run off for weeks when I first came down with this.

I will _make_ it a great month and joke of my being sick; if I can't have a good month, then I will _make_ it a good month, and then a good riddance of this pathogen.

Time to knock this bad experience out cold! You cannot stop me! Time to eat! Can't keep a dedicated man down.
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Oh you’re sick? Oh that’s not positive, you gotta do the Squim Dance!!!

Orr a hot steamy shower and some soup to make you feel better

 

[MPRTwice]

uhh, you mind throwing some air-freshener in here b4 you go please

Here, I can throw in some banter.

If my life were a snarky webcomic:
"Friend: Death called; he wants his smell back.
Me:: Why did he call you?
Friend: he is scared of you ever since you became immortal.
Me: I saw him on the road earlier; he could have at least shouted as he was running away from me.
Friend: Well, he tried that before, but ever since re-feeding syndrome came over to your house for dinner, death was terrified because he didn't know that was your house that re-feeding syndrome was visiting.
Me: serves him right. Now what I could do is have my infection answer the door, that way if death touches it...
Friend: Then the infection dies! Brilliant! But he might be unwilling since he got badly hurt last time.
Me: he asked before when would be a safer time, but I told death that ever since becoming immortal and getting perpetuallly younger, it will never be my time.
Friend: Good one!
Me: But the point is that he and I got into a wrestling match, twice, and I won.
Friend: Yeah, last time you and death got a grip on one another, you did cripple death's spine.
Me: Does that explain the nightlight?
Friend: Nightlight?
Me: You know, the Hope at night where nothing can get you down?
Friend: Oh _that_ night light! Yeah, I was trying to figure out where that came from. So _you_ convinced death to not come around as much to your part of town?
Me: More like I twisted his back into "convincing" him.
Friend: you made death an "offer he couldn't refuse."
Me: Yep! And now at least three others got out of the infection alive when they said they wouldn't make it.
Friend: And one surgery.
Me: That too.
Friend: So what's the next step?
Me: Sleep! I defeated and crippled death, but a man has to sleep when sick for a little bit. When I get up, I plan to get some breakfast.
Friend: Breakfast at night again?
Me: Hey, my business friend eats dinner at two o'clock AM at the office for the previous day, remember?
Friend: I'd like it if you all ate a bit more, but I have no doubt you will once you get a bit of sleep. Not exactly ready to eat when sick, right?
Me: Ah, don't worry about it; I've got this.
Friend: I'm sure you do. Go get some rest while death gets his panic attack.
Me: Sounds good to me. Or should I say: That's sick?
Friend: Those puns."

This was _not_ AI generated. This was in my head at the spur of the moment.

They are originals.



Smelling like death when sick is no excuse for dead innovation and dead humor.

 

[AncientBoi]