Found three abandoned kittens, what do I do?

[MC DUI]

man if you people mean some of this sutff you are a sick bunch of jackasses

Very true. If my dad was a poster here he would suggest chucking them in a box and attaching the box to the end of a car exhaust!

 

[notnarb]

1. go to vet to make sure they arent sick
2. feed them milk and the most expensive steak you can possibly find (trust me)
3. get some cat food and grind it to a powder
4. Put the cat food into the steak juices
5 Wait till they are done eating the steak (may take a few days)
6. add kitten to cat food
7. open face sandwich (may wanna add barbeque sauce)

 

[roadbusta]

Maybe this will pigue you interest:

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

 

[notnarb]

Maybe this will pigue you interest:

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

DID
NOT
NEED
TO
SEE
THAT

 

[cubin']

If there mum is still around leave them where they are so she can look after them.

Take them to the vet if she isn't looking after them and find out what local kitten food/milk they sell around your area and buy some of that + get directions from the vet on what to do. If you're want to look after these kittens for free then give them to an animal shelter because it's gonna cost you a bit of cash.

Keep us updated + take some pics of them if you can so we can find out how old they are.

Cheers

 

[Orc]

Camera + Impact Font + Kittens = LOL

 

[silverspoon]

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[Switchy]

Awww kittens!
You are all unbelievable pigs

For anyone who does find kittens without their mother:

1/ Get special formula at your local pet store and a bottle/syringe without the needle
2/ Feed the kittens every few hours
3/ YOU have to make them pee and poop, use cotton balls, gloves and softly rub their belly down to their genitalea until everything comes out

(If you don't, they die)
4/ Go to vet

Rinse and repeat

I've once raised kittens and I loved it, but it was a lot of hard work!!!

 

[Alastair]

3/ YOU have to make them pee and poop, use cotton balls, gloves and softly rub their belly down to their genitalea until everything comes out

(If you don't, they die)

What the fuck?
My advice is to throw those dirty things out before it's too late or find a heartless owner to suit them.

 

[cubin']

Jesus christ some of you guys are so hateful. Kittens are so cute how could you hate them so much

 

[silverspoon]

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[rhyguy]

3/ YOU have to make them pee and poop, use cotton balls, gloves and softly rub their belly down to their genitalea until everything comes out

(If you don't, they die)

What the fuck?
My advice is to throw those dirty things out before it's too late or find a heartless owner to suit them.

You sound like my Grandma Alastair.

Don't take it in an offensive way. Please

What a horrible thing to say *reports*

 

[Switchy]

3/ YOU have to make them pee and poop, use cotton balls, gloves and softly rub their belly down to their genitalea until everything comes out

(If you don't, they die)

What the fuck?
My advice is to throw those dirty things out before it's too late or find a heartless owner to suit them.

You probably would have loved it if you'd been born unwanted and they'd put you out with the trash, eh?

Cats are the best and loveliest pets around.
Sure, they'll kill your curtains and use your old records as a scratching pole, but they're so sweet and cuddly

Edit: Try and spend some time on the kittens in your yard. That way, they'll get used to humans and you won't have a bunch of wild cats running around and multiplying in your garden. And that way, you might find a nice home and life for them.

 

[yuyuyup]

train them for offensive blackface revival like the movie "Bamboozled"

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

i'd take one but im already watching hybrid's 2 cats.

 

[KarmaUK]

If a women called Wang Jue asks, they're gone!

 

[phoood]

the kittens are still in my backyard

They're fun to look at, but I couldn't get any pictures since they always avoid me. I guess they're doing pretty good.

 

[JPH]

the kittens are still in my backyard

They're fun to look at, but I couldn't get any pictures since they always avoid me. I guess they're doing pretty good.

Sacrafice one them and eat one.
THen you have one left and you can take care of it.

Actually, if I were you - I'd go around the neighborhood asking if these are someone's kittens or I'd take them to the animal shelter and let them take care of them.

We would all like cute pictures of them soon.

 

[NeSchn]

Bring them to a vet, and feed them any meat you have. If they can eat rats than they can eat roast beef.

 

[PizzaPasta]

You should keep at least one, I got one this week and he's great.