Confess a secret

[lcdec]

I think Whoopi Goldberg is sexy!

 

[Rayder]

I'm supposed to work overtime for 4 hours tomorrow (it's 11:30PM now) and I have to be at work at 7:00AM and work till 11:00AM. I'll be hung-over but I'll be there to suck up the time-and-a-half. heh-heh-heh.

I may not be the most efficient bastard at work tomorrow, but I'm sick of working all the damn time, so WOOOOOOOT!


What I REALLY feel like doing is playing some DS games.......sigh...

Real-life sucks. Yes it does.

 

[Orc]

I get scared when I close my eyes for more then a few seconds while showering.. oO

HOLY SHIT! Same for me.

 

[Sinkhead]

I get scared when I close my eyes for more then a few seconds while with ScuberSteve...

 

[Orc]

I get scared when I close my eyes for more then a few seconds while with ScuberSteve...

What's wrong with you? Do you also close your eyes when you're gonna get mauled by a bear or get hit by a car?

 

[.TakaM]

I stole the screw from the light-switch at my doctors' waiting room 16 years ago
I was waiting there with my mum and I just unscrewed it for no reason and took it.

They still haven't replaced it with a new screw, every time I go there I think about taking the other screw

 

[Destructobot]

Whenever I get scared, I close my eyes and think of ScuberSteve.

 

[Sinkhead]

I get scared when I close my eyes for more then a few seconds while with ScuberSteve...

What's wrong with you? Do you also close your eyes when you're gonna get mauled by a bear or get hit by a car?

Sometimes, but those things aren't as bad as what Scuber could do to me

 

[hankchill]

My secret is...

Spoiler

I am Awesome!

...Wait, that's no secret!

 

[Holaitsme]

i dont close my eyes when putting shampoo when im in the shower becuase im scared that it or the grudge hand or samara from the ring will pop up

 

[bahamuta]

I spit three times from my balcony on my neighbour... and her daughter (that's 4 times). I peed from my balcony, I threw up from it, and I filled my mouth with water and spit on people. Okay that is all about the balcony.

I was videotaping some granny in my building and me and my friends totally fucked her up that she died 2 months later. I peed on my neighbour's door and also broke it... oh and also I wrote something on the door.

Me and my friends were snowballing other people's window every day for about two weeks, and the police asked my friend, who also took part in it, if he saw any kids snowballing other people's window. Good thing we separated few minutes before that.

And last but not least. There was a woman which had a house behind a gym that we used to climb on. She noticed that we were climbing on a gym so she almost caught us. I said:"That old hag won't stop ME from climbing that gym". So we took her vegetables and we threw it on her house. A week later our biology teacher asked to throw out fish guts outside in a garbage. So me and my friend ran to that woman and threw fish guts on a front yard. That night we took the fish gut out of a bag and threw on her house (not with bare hands), and we broke her window. She finally decided to call the police. They arrest my friend and told him to pay the damage. Later we all apologized and we didn't pay the damage. YES!!! That's how it's done. Oh, yeah, we still climb on that gym.

 

[bahamuta]

Oh, yeah I forgot. Me and my friends went into some abandoned factory and we crushed and broke everything that was there. Few days later we founded out someone was actually buying that factory and we also founded out that the police is investigating who broke those lame TVs and doors. Well I hope they don't find out.

 

[hankchill]

I spit three times from my balcony on my neighbour... and her daughter (that's 4 times). I peed from my balcony, I threw up from it, and I filled my mouth with water and spit on people. Okay that is all about the balcony.

I was videotaping some granny in my building and me and my friends totally fucked her up that she died 2 months later. I peed on my neighbour's door and also broke it... oh and also I wrote something on the door.

Me and my friends were snowballing other people's window every day for about two weeks, and the police asked my friend, who also took part in it, if he saw any kids snowballing other people's window. Good thing we separated few minutes before that.

And last but not least. There was a woman which had a house behind a gym that we used to climb on. She noticed that we were climbing on a gym so she almost caught us. I said:"That old hag won't stop ME from climbing that gym". So we took her vegetables and we threw it on her house. A week later our biology teacher asked to throw out fish guts outside in a garbage. So me and my friend ran to that woman and threw fish guts on a front yard. That night we took the fish gut out of a bag and threw on her house (not with bare hands), and we broke her window. She finally decided to call the police. They arrest my friend and told him to pay the damage. Later we all apologized and we didn't pay the damage. YES!!! That's how it's done. Oh, yeah, we still climb on that gym.

Wow... You're a shit disturber. Wouldn't want you living around me.

 

[xcalibur]

I spit three times from my balcony on my neighbour... and her daughter (that's 4 times). I peed from my balcony, I threw up from it, and I filled my mouth with water and spit on people. Okay that is all about the balcony.

I was videotaping some granny in my building and me and my friends totally fucked her up that she died 2 months later. I peed on my neighbour's door and also broke it... oh and also I wrote something on the door.

Me and my friends were snowballing other people's window every day for about two weeks, and the police asked my friend, who also took part in it, if he saw any kids snowballing other people's window. Good thing we separated few minutes before that.

And last but not least. There was a woman which had a house behind a gym that we used to climb on. She noticed that we were climbing on a gym so she almost caught us. I said:"That old hag won't stop ME from climbing that gym". So we took her vegetables and we threw it on her house. A week later our biology teacher asked to throw out fish guts outside in a garbage. So me and my friend ran to that woman and threw fish guts on a front yard. That night we took the fish gut out of a bag and threw on her house (not with bare hands), and we broke her window. She finally decided to call the police. They arrest my friend and told him to pay the damage. Later we all apologized and we didn't pay the damage. YES!!! That's how it's done. Oh, yeah, we still climb on that gym.

Wow... You're a shit disturber. Wouldn't want you living around me.

So your secret is that you're a dick?

 

[bahamuta]

Go build a pyramid or something.

 

[shaunj66]

I....... Put the....... Screw...... In the tuna!

 

[JKR Firefox]

I raped Scubersteve.

 

[Jhongerkong]

I can divide by 0

 

[Sinkhead]

rude yob is rude [post is too long to quote]

Wow... You're a shit disturber. Wouldn't want you living around me.

So your secret is that you're a dick?

Just what I was thinking

 

[science]

I spit three times from my balcony on my neighbour... and her daughter (that's 4 times). I peed from my balcony, I threw up from it, and I filled my mouth with water and spit on people. Okay that is all about the balcony.

I was videotaping some granny in my building and me and my friends totally fucked her up that she died 2 months later. I peed on my neighbour's door and also broke it... oh and also I wrote something on the door.

Me and my friends were snowballing other people's window every day for about two weeks, and the police asked my friend, who also took part in it, if he saw any kids snowballing other people's window. Good thing we separated few minutes before that.

And last but not least. There was a woman which had a house behind a gym that we used to climb on. She noticed that we were climbing on a gym so she almost caught us. I said:"That old hag won't stop ME from climbing that gym". So we took her vegetables and we threw it on her house. A week later our biology teacher asked to throw out fish guts outside in a garbage. So me and my friend ran to that woman and threw fish guts on a front yard. That night we took the fish gut out of a bag and threw on her house (not with bare hands), and we broke her window. She finally decided to call the police. They arrest my friend and told him to pay the damage. Later we all apologized and we didn't pay the damage. YES!!! That's how it's done. Oh, yeah, we still climb on that gym.

Fuck, you are an asshole. And the worst part about it is you're proud of it