Bad morning post

[Cranesbill]

wronger

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[kijetesantakalu042]

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[Cranesbill]

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But you don't have to feel bad or upset or sad or grumpy

Here *Even tighter hug*

 

[x65943]

This is peak bad morning post energy

https://www.instagram.com/elwoodsorganicdog

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

bad morning fellow triangle headed troglodytes, i hope you all sit on a cactus, clench on it and explode from exposure from reverse synthesized Dark Matter

 

[Veho]

This is peak bad morning post energy

https://www.instagram.com/elwoodsorganicdog

Ugh, vegan activists.

 

[x65943]

Ugh, vegan activists.

I have to say tho that page has really made me question why I am not eating dog meat

It goes out of its way to make them look tasty

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

May you accidentally eat a gram of antimatter and explode

 

[x65943]

May you accidentally eat a gram of antimatter and explode

Ain't nothing accidental about it, I'm lunging for it before someone else tastes that sweet relief first

 

[Cranesbill]

bad morning fellow triangle headed troglodytes, i hope you all sit on a cactus, clench on it and explode from exposure from reverse synthesized Dark Matter

No no, what you need is a warm hug and some milk and cookies

May you accidentally eat a gram of antimatter and explode

Explode? As in breaking this piñata?

Have some good morning vibes!!

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

No no, what you need is a warm hug and some milk and cookies

you're a genius! now i can choke and drown at the same time!

 

[Veho]

you're a genius! now i can choke and drown at the same time!

This sounds like a line from a porn

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

This sounds like a line from a porn

Fucking hell lmao

 

[Cranesbill]

you're a genius! now i can choke and drown at the same time!

NO NO NO YOURE SUPPOSE YO EAT IT AND SWALLOW

 

[x65943]

NO NO NO YOURE SUPPOSE YO EAT IT AND SWALLOW

i knew you were a secret gay

 

[Cranesbill]

i knew you were a secret gay

IM STILL THE CHOSEN ONE

or you’re just jealous you didn’t get any milk and cookies

Here

 

[x65943]

IM STILL THE CHOSEN ONE

or you’re just jealous you didn’t get any milk and cookies

Here

sorry I don't play for that team

I don't want your "cookie"

or your "milk"

transition and maybe we'll talk

 

[Cranesbill]

sorry I don't play for that team

I don't want your "cookie"

or your "milk"

transition and maybe we'll talk

Awwww he thinks this is war

*Pat Pat*

I’ll just leave these here in case you come back

 

[x65943]

Awwww he thinks this is war

*Pat Pat*

I’ll just leave these here in case you come back

no matter how long you leave your "cookie" out I'm not sniffing it

 

[Cranesbill]

no matter how long you leave your "cookie" out I'm not sniffing it

It’s chocolate chip cookies ^^

And if you like the smell of cookies (because apparently you sniff them)

Here, 🕯 (cookie scented candle)