Bad morning post

[JuanMena]

Fuck you. I'm today years old until I learned that mp3 files at 192kbps means low quality and that I must redownload +25GB worth of Music in FLAC @320kbps

Post automatically merged: May 20, 2025

Bad morning #8008135

May the next bit of cash you find turn out to be Christian propaganda

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Imagine throwing this at your favourite church

Still mad though.

 

[emcintosh]

How is that bad?

ALL your food items:
Mayo on your cereal
Mayo in your soup
Mayo weirdly curdling in your gravy
Strawberries with mayo
Vanilla cheesecake, but oops it's actually mayo not cream cheese

If you're having a bad enough morning:
Mayo in your coffee
Chocolate mayoshake
Mayo in your vodka

 

[Veho]

Mayo in your vodka

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I wrote a poem

I hate my life.
I hate the world
I'll stab myself with a knife
I think 'porld'
would be a great word

 

[x65943]

I wrote a poem

I hate my life.
I hate the world
I'll stab myself with a knife
I think 'porld'
would be a great word

Wow that poem was absolutely atrocious

What could be more fitting and right for the bad morning post

 

[x65943]

Bad morning #7211139 everyone

Today, a message from our sponsors

 

[Skv0ra]

ALL your food items:
Mayo on your cereal
Mayo in your soup
Mayo weirdly curdling in your gravy
Strawberries with mayo
Vanilla cheesecake, but oops it's actually mayo not cream cheese

If you're having a bad enough morning:
Mayo in your coffee
Chocolate mayoshake
Mayo in your vodka

 

[x65943]

Bad morning #8077532 everyone

May you break a jar of tomato sauce all over your apartment

No this definitely isn't a reference to something that happened to me

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

May you fall down the stairs.

 

[x65943]

May you fall down the stairs.

way ahead of you

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

way ahead of you

You can never fall down the stairs too much

 

[x65943]

You can never fall down the stairs too much

Unpronounceable name you are my favorite Teletubby

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Unpronounceable name you are my favorite Teletubby

That's too positive for the bmp. I'm actually your least favorite Teletubby

 

[x65943]

That's too positive for the bmp. I'm actually your least favorite Teletubby

You're right, no thank you for reminding me

Chump

 

[x65943]

@Veho

Okay there ya go

And a song to go with it

 

[AncientBoi]

@Veho

Okay there ya go

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And a song to go with it

BEN?!

EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN !!!!! ​

 

[Cranesbill]

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

You keep on tryin' to make the bmp positive, it's called the bmp for a reason.

 

[Cranesbill]

You keep on tryin' to make the bmp positive, it's called the bmp for a reason.

*Huggo*

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

*Huggo*