Gee thanks for the offer PayPal! I could get my money instantly for free or if I felt like I wanted to pay fees AND wait longer, I'm glad to know I have that option. Wait what?
Saw the Galaxy movie last night. I enjoyed it overall but damn was it bloated af. Way too many forced references and plot segways. It's like they didn't know if they'd ever make a third movie so wanted to squeeze every possible reference in and it was just tiring.
A locksmith picks a lock on a customer's only bathroom because he refused to buy anything. Locksmith returns home to find a tollbooth installed on his bathroom door by the government with a notice reading "should've bought something and paid taxes"