Mom? O.o
You finally came back?
I'm so happy to see you back after all those years
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Whats up with that big belly of yo...
Ooooooooh... You stuck someone else pingas in your p*ssy again...? How many times do i have to tell you, stop getting pregnant just to get bigger tits, your face is ugly, slightly bigger tits wont attract more people to your OF...
I was pessimistic about TOTK before it came out... now it's one of my favorite games, there's hardly any singleplayer games I've been able to play every day for a week straight
Duolingo-
Y’know, my only real motivator for this streak was seeing x65 have a big Duolingo streak once and thinking “it would be cool to have that”… well I think I’m carrying that notion well
I’ve found that a really amusing way to deal with toxic/cocky people in a game is to start giving them advice about how to play the game every time they feel good about what they did… for example if I keep getting killed by said person and they start being rude, I give them genuine advice on their play style that they definitely already know
Imagine a brand of candy named "Gaslighters" that would mismatch their artificial colors and flavors to make things like green-colored strawberry. Would colorblindness make this better or even worse?
Why are there so many people postfacing their Mario movie thoughts with “just gonna wait and pirate it”? Like I’d have to imagine they aren’t paying for many other movies in general if they’re not caring enough about movies to be going to the theaters

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