“Envious 2:3
And then did the ancient king of israel speaketh, and had saith, “thou shalt no longer trust in perfection; do not tarry, thou must rely upon thy flawed brother to see thine own flaws, for a flawed man beith thy perfect guide, seeketh not prayer, but those who shalt extort thee."
And the people were saved; for they indulge in debauchery and sorcery, and knoweth it unto righteousness, for thy politics shalt have all thy answers unto thee. faith need not be: liberalism and right-wingeth-nutjobism shalt be thy perfect way!
And so it is unto a noble thing, and all righteousness, to pay thy pastor a Ferrari, to hearken not unto him who sayeth what is right, but he who showeth what thou wantest to hear, with the sugar-coating thou rightly haveth!
come forth, and hearken, so I may send a private jet unto thee, for my disciples speaketh much of which roman political consul to voteh for, for thy roman empire and thy prosperity gospel shall endureth forever!
beateth down thy minorities, and thumpeth thy bible before them, and say unto them; 'thou must burneth; no chance at redemption; we shalt hate sin and sinner as oneth!'”
- As a pastor, I ask other pastors where this passage is in Scripture, as they seem to act as if it says this anywhere. it seems false christianity is very common these days. thoughts?
And then did the ancient king of israel speaketh, and had saith, “thou shalt no longer trust in perfection; do not tarry, thou must rely upon thy flawed brother to see thine own flaws, for a flawed man beith thy perfect guide, seeketh not prayer, but those who shalt extort thee."
And the people were saved; for they indulge in debauchery and sorcery, and knoweth it unto righteousness, for thy politics shalt have all thy answers unto thee. faith need not be: liberalism and right-wingeth-nutjobism shalt be thy perfect way!
And so it is unto a noble thing, and all righteousness, to pay thy pastor a Ferrari, to hearken not unto him who sayeth what is right, but he who showeth what thou wantest to hear, with the sugar-coating thou rightly haveth!
come forth, and hearken, so I may send a private jet unto thee, for my disciples speaketh much of which roman political consul to voteh for, for thy roman empire and thy prosperity gospel shall endureth forever!
beateth down thy minorities, and thumpeth thy bible before them, and say unto them; 'thou must burneth; no chance at redemption; we shalt hate sin and sinner as oneth!'”
- As a pastor, I ask other pastors where this passage is in Scripture, as they seem to act as if it says this anywhere. it seems false christianity is very common these days. thoughts?
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