How to tell someone you don't wish for her to be your girlfriend?

MPRTwice · Mar 22, 2026

I am called to an unmarried state, but a Christian woman gave me her number. We hate the devil and all evil in common, but I am called to be in an unmarried, immortal, and incorruptible state.

So, if a young woman that a lot of men wish to be around and is in great health gives you her number, how would you approach her with the news? Just curious. I don't want to hurt her feelings. That said, this has to do with my Calling, and Immortality and InCorruptibility are not easy paths to follow for many, otherwise there would be less old and dead people in the past thousands of years.

And...she isn't the only one; I met another young woman who is interested in me and we spoke face to face for a while; she is also in great shape, but she also wants to know why I don't wish to do out on a date.

I meet plenty of women like this at the gym as well, and they often want to be around me and strike up conversations after I do basic things like opening doors, using manners, and being kind, but again, I am Called to an unmarried, Immortal, and InCorruptible state.

Any ideas, folks?

I could easily imagine EliJah and I having a conversation like this as we discuss our Immortalities, lol!

Not to worry; I won't be "pulling an Anakin."; I am fine.

hippy dave · Mar 22, 2026

Show her your gbatemp post history.

MPRTwice · Mar 22, 2026

hippy dave said:
Show her your gbatemp post history.

She knows; we talked in great detail. Hence she is a Christian as well.

you could understand that Us Christians have a lot in common.

hippy dave · Mar 22, 2026

MPRTwice said:
She knows; we talked in great detail. Hence she is a Christian as well.

So she's cuckoo batshit bonkers too? Maybe it's a sign that you're meant to be together.

MPRTwice · Mar 23, 2026

hippy dave said:
So she's cuckoo batshit bonkers too? Maybe it's a sign that you're meant to be together.

Sorry, you mistake us for sociopaths; we _protect_ lives instead of murdering them.

When a road is 20 mph and kids are around, the speed limit is 20, not 55.

I suppose that is also why the non-sociopathic women like me.

hippy dave · Mar 23, 2026

MPRTwice said:
Sorry, you mistake us for sociopaths; we _protect_ lives instead of murdering them.

When a road is 20 mph and kids are around, the speed limit is 20, not 55.

"sociopath" and "cukoo batshit bonkers" are two very different diagnoses, sorry if that wasn't clear.

MPRTwice · Mar 23, 2026

hippy dave said:
"sociopath" and "cukoo batshit bonkers" are two very different diagnoses, sorry if that wasn't clear.

Not to worry; neither protect kids, but I do. I understand that those who disregard kids' lives don't like me very much. That happens all the time. They call it "the rules are meant to be broken"; do you happen to know what they are talking about when they say that phrase as they speed over double the limit by schools?

hippy dave · Mar 23, 2026

Ok here's a plan. Every time you feel an urge to write a post on here about how great you are and how special you are and how much better than other people you are, phone her up and tell her instead. It will very very likely have the effect you desire, with the bonus of giving us some peace.

MPRTwice · Mar 23, 2026

hippy dave said:
Ok here's a plan. Every time you feel an urge to write a post on here about how great you are and how special you are and how much better than other people you are, phone her up and tell her instead. It will very very likely have the effect you desire, with the bonus of giving us some peace.

Sounds simple, but in Truth the Light does its best work when it removes the darkness.

I brought the Light to combat sports, and the power of darkness failed all of combat sports as a result. That's why my students moved on and disregard violence and beating up police officers, adults, and parents now: "What's the UFC? What is combat sports? That's messed up. Yeah...violence is bad. I don't use profanity."...etc.

hippy dave · Mar 23, 2026

MPRTwice said:
I brought the Light to combat sports, and the power of darkness failed all of combat sports as a result. That's why my students moved on and disregard violence and beating up police officers, adults, and parents now.

Exactly, stuff like that, phone her up right now and tell her exactly that.

MPRTwice · Mar 23, 2026

hippy dave said:
Exactly, stuff like that, phone her up right now and tell her exactly that.

She knows. We do this sort of task a lot. Why put a lamp under a table, when The Light disspells the darkness?

the darkness knows it loses power in the presence of The Light. Therefore, satan hates me doing this; I am depowering him.

he would not tell me to stop unless it is taking his power away.

hippy dave · Mar 23, 2026

MPRTwice said:
Why put a lamp under a table, when The Light disspells the darkness?

I mean it, every time you're about to post something like this here, phone her and tell her.

MPRTwice · Mar 23, 2026

hippy dave said:
I mean it, every time you're about to post something like this here, phone her and tell her.

We have lots to talk about, but Testifiying of The Light takes precedence.

She knows.

hippy dave · Mar 23, 2026

MPRTwice said:
Testifiying of The Light takes precedence.

Look, you could have phone her three times already to tell her this gibberish, and you'd be off to a great start to putting her off you gently, which is the whole idea, right?

VinsCool · Mar 23, 2026

"No, begone harlot."

x65943 · Mar 23, 2026

Send her this

Nakamichi · Mar 23, 2026

Tell her you work in IT and play Pokemon.

Drier than the Desert.

VinsCool · Mar 23, 2026

Nakamichi said:
Tell her you work in IT and play Pokemon.

Drier than the Desert.

What if she's into that?

CoolMe · Mar 23, 2026

Just tell her: "WTF is wrong with you, just like it's wrong with everyone else"

Magsor · Mar 23, 2026

If you've already fapped thinking about her you've already sinned.
If not, why can't you just tell her strait up? the simpler the better.

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