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    Dark fantasy RPG 'The Blood of Dawnwalker' gets story trailer and release date

    This game will have empty world, bad animations and buggy fighting system. Preorder bonus will be non-existent optimization. Mark my words.
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    What are your plans for 2026 after Christmas?

    You are invited to my christmas man. Get a ticket to Poland.
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    What are your plans for 2026 after Christmas?

    Masturbation, mostly.
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    Rumors claim that an Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag remake is due out soon

    Even clowns take off fake nose when leaving circus and OP have reasonable concerns about modern games and remakes. This game is about going back in time when pirates roam on the seas. It wasnt place for clowns so I also hope they wont add any.
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    Nintendo shares first official look at Link and Zelda in live-action movie following leaked footage

    I also wanted Dwayne Johnson as Zelda and Adolf Hitler as link but Dwayne is bald and Adolf is dead. Let them cook, we will see.
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    Hacking Wind Waker on Switch

    year later is 55.26% it's rolling baby
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    New content from the GameFreak Teraleak has appeared online, includes Legends Z-A source code and upcoming Pokemon game plans

    I remember when I was visiting Kanda Square and under one office building in Nishikichō I saw Junichi Masuda. I said to him kinichiwa but my Jap is so bad that he replied "waa?" - then I said "get fuk". He look at me and said "yee". That was fine day.
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    New report claims that third party Switch 2 games have sold poorly

    Nintendo should install hekate + Atmosphere so hardware sales would be even better
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    'Ratatan', from the makers of 'Patapon', launches on Steam Early Access next month

    "Pata pata pata pon!" was such a cool catch phrase, I remember that I was using it everywhere back in the days. Lady in bakery ask me what bread I want and I go with "Pata pata pata pon!", she laughed and gave me one free. Police stopped me for speeding and I told them: "Pata pata pata pon!" -...
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    Hacking Best practice for preserving Switch 2 exploitability?

    How I Totally Exploited the Nintendo Switch 2 with a Spoon So there I was, minding my own business, eating a bowl of spaghetti, when suddenly it hit me—what if the new Nintendo Switch 2 could be hacked using spaghetti? I mean, everyone talks about software exploits and fancy hardware glitches...
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    Pokemon Legends: Z-A gets a launch date

    Nah, it's another generic shit like Violet.
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    Pokemon Legends: Z-A gets a launch date

    This one looks like low effort cash-grab from first trailer. I'll wait for first Switch 2 only Pokemon game that runs in 40fps and at least 1080p.
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    Homebrew NXMP Nintendo Switch Media Player

    When I was still drunk yesterday it was sure You where French but yeah I remember now You are from the land of pineapple ketchup pizza. Sorry for calling You french, kurwa. No one deserve it. Anyway cool to have you back! Cook maestro! :)
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    Homebrew NXMP Nintendo Switch Media Player

    French bastard is cooking again ;) Good to have You back bro.
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    'RuneScape: Dragonwilds', a new survival crafting game, announced

    Hell yeah Runescape (not talking about this shit on video). I was like the best lobster catcher in Karamja back in the days. Did I had big amount of lobsters? No, but still I was the best lobster catcher in Karamja.
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