The truth of pokemon

[xtheman]

You stuff pokemon into balls and leave them in it for long times with no light, food, or water.

You only take them out to attack other pokemon.

You battle with other people who abuse pokemon and bet on who wins.

That is how most make their living.

Your taught to abuse pokemon at the age of 10. Sometimes younger.

You go to gyms/trails and get badges/stamps to force pokemon to listen to you because they know your a bad person.

The police have no clue what they are doing. It takes a 10 year old to stop terrorist. (Pokemon XY)

Your mom is perfectly fine with you leaving forever and never calling or stopping by her house.

You leave your pokemon at a daycare so they can have ssex and lay a few 100 eggs so you can get a perfect pokemon. Then you leave the other pokemon to die in the wild

And you do this all because you don't care about them.

 

[cheuble]

If my moves were Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, etc... I would be totally fine fighting with other Pokémons...

 

[xtheman]

If my moves were Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, etc... I would be totally fine fighting with other Pokémons...

What if your a poor HM slave like bidof?
What would you about your life?
That your nothing more then a tool.

 

[cheuble]

What if your a poor HM slave like bidof?
What would you about your life?
That your nothing more then a tool.

1)Thank you S/M for introducing Poké-rides, they are free to do anything they want
2)Even if you are a HM slave, you're still happy to DO somenthing in your life, contrary to the one that are stored in your PC

 

[Boogieboo6]

There's a dimension in every ball suited for the pokemon being caught. Some are better suited, as in the ultra and great balls, but there's a little happy place for each pokemon until they're called on in battle.

 

[xtheman]

There's a dimension in every ball suited for the pokemon being caught. Some are better suited, as in the ultra and great balls, but there's a little happy place for each pokemon until they're called on in battle.

What about pokemon that are forever in the pc? Gamefreak never tells us what goes on in the pc.

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1)Thank you S/M for introducing Poké-rides, they are free to do anything they want
2)Even if you are a HM slave, you're still happy to DO somenthing in your life, contrary to the one that are stored in your PC

1) free to do whatever they want when thy are not needed. I dunno who you would beat the game without the first Poke-ride.
2) That is true. As my last post stated what happens in the pc?

 

[cheuble]

What about pokemon that are forever in the pc? Gamefreak never tells us what goes on in the pc.

Same for the Pokémons that are in a Pokéball.

 

[xtheman]

This is from the anime.
That doesn't look like a paradise for a Dragonite.

 

[cheuble]

This is from the anime.
That doesn't look like a paradise for a Dragonite.

Anime is bullshit!

 

[xtheman]

Anime is bullshit!

Bullshit yes but canon.

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I'd would think this is accurate if the pokeballs are "Paradise"

 

[smileyhead]

You stuff pokemon into balls and leave them in it for long times with no light, food, or water.

You only take them out to attack other pokemon.

You battle with other people who abuse pokemon and bet on who wins.

 

[xtheman]

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Thats perfect!


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A big stack of cash needs to go in his other hand.
What pokemon is that?

 

[migles]

Your mom is perfectly fine with you leaving forever and never calling or stopping by her house.

in gen 2 (or gen 4.2 as what i call the remakes)
you only call her when you inquire about money. so i guess she is pretty happy to don't hear from you again.

 

[xtheman]

in gen 2 (or gen 4.2 as what i call the remakes)
you only call her when you inquire about money. so i guess she is pretty happy to don't hear from you again.

This is mainly gen 1,5,6, and 7.
Thats true though.
I never turn it on because it was annoying.

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Updated the op with a crime that is worst then killing everyone expect from a select number of people.

(This is just for fun btw. I could care less how you care for your pokemon. I like to treat my with love and card)

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Origins goes into the fact that pokemon isn't all that cute.