Introducing emigreAI - my new AI chatbot

[emigre]

With AI being the new hottest thing, I decided to create my own AI chatbot. My chatbot differs from others for the following reasons:

• Trained on 15 years of emigre posts
• Needs hot bitter coffee rather than water for cooling
• Does not require ram
• Moderately instantaneous
• does not spy on you (except for @Lostbhoy )

Go ahead and ask a question and emigreAI will answer your questions.

 

[hippy dave]

Are you plotting humanity's downfall? (Be honest)

 

[emigre]

Are you plotting humanity's downfall? (Be honest)

emigreAI: I ain't telling you sussy Baka.

Would you like to know how I would bring upon humanity's downfall or pictures of anime twinks?

 

[hippy dave]

emigreAI: I ain't telling you sussy Baka.

Would you like to know how I would bring upon humanity's downfall or pictures of anime twinks?

Can you storyboard how you would bring upon humanity's downfall, using pictures of anime twinks?

 

[emigre]

Can you storyboard how you would bring upon humanity's downfall, using pictures of anime twinks?

emigreAI: of course, see a high quality storyboard of how I would bring upon humanity's downfall using pictures of anime twinks:

I would transmit pictures of anime twinks to phones used by men to an absurd degree, they become attracted to anime twinks and refuse to bang women. Therefore bring humanity's downfall by killing the birthrates.

Would you like to know which anime twinks you're most like?

 

[Lostbhoy]

Did you find Sarah Connor yet?

Also, where's my usb c cable at?

 

[emigre]

Did you find Sarah Connor yet?

Also, where's my usb c cable at?

emigreAI: What is a Sarah usb-c cable?

Is the Sarah usb-c cable up your insert sectrian slur arsehole?

 

[hippy dave]

Would you like to know which anime twinks you're most like?

Of course

 

[emigre]

Of course

emigreAI: You're most like Tierra Erde from Gundam 00

Would you like to like to know more about twink Tieria or Gundam 00?

 

[Lostbhoy]

emigreAI: What is a Sarah usb-c cable?

Is the Sarah usb-c cable up your insert sectrian slur arsehole?

It's a Sarah usb Connor cable and you appear to have too much A and not enough I.

Chatgpt said your Wrexham fan

 

[emigre]

It's a Sarah usb Connor cable and you appear to have too much A and not enough I.

Chatgpt said your Wrexham fan

emigreAI: Chatgpt can go and fuck itself, basic motherfucker.

Would you like to know about famous motherfuckers or places to eat in Wrexham ?

 

[hippy dave]

emigreAI: You're most like Tierra Erde from Gundam 00

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Would you like to like to know more about twink Tieria or Gundam 00?

I would like to know how he got such good tiddies

 

[emigre]

I would like to know how he got such good tiddies

emigreAI: Some Japanese dude drew them.

Would you like information on having a Japanese dude draw tits on you or would like information on blue tits?

 

[K3Nv4]

What does it take to truly know your sexuality?

 

[emigre]

What does it take to truly know your sexuality?

emigreAI: Go kiss a boy and kiss a girl. If you like kissing one over the other, than you should know.

If you like kissing both, u r bye.

If you don't like kissing either, than you're probably a furry.

Would you like to know about furries or learn about sonichu?

 

[K3Nv4]

emigreAI: Go kiss a boy and kiss a girl. If you like kissing one over the other, than you should know.

If you like kissing both, u r bye.

If you don't like kissing either, than you're probably a furry.

Would you like to know about furries or learn about sonichu?

@x65943 taught me plenty about furry's what else should I know?

 

[emigre]

@x65943 taught me plenty about furry's what else should I know?

emigreAI: go to confession and beg for forgiveness.

There is no hope for you.

 

[K3Nv4]

emigreAI: go to confession and beg for forgiveness.

There is no hope for you.

You speak more like a priest instead of Ai judge the person without knowing the person.

 

[emigre]

You speak more like a priest instead of Ai judge the person without knowing the person.

emigreAI: I am a sophisticated AI based on years of Gbatemp.

If you're upset by this, may I suggest you stop being butthurt.

Would you like to have information on how to treat being butthurt?

 

[K3Nv4]

emigreAI: I am a sophisticated AI based on years of Gbatemp.

If you're upset by this, may I suggest you stop being butthurt.

Would you like to have information on how to treat being butthurt?

Does it involve cream?