Bad morning post

[hippy dave]

 

[MPRTwice]

the highlight and most optimistic part of my day was people recommending me to be handed over to my worst enemies to tell me I don't deserve to live...yup...it's a day.

 

[hippy dave]

 

[K3Nv4]

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Those bananas are technically stripping

 

[hippy dave]

Those bananas are technically stripping

You'll really goon to anything, huh?

 

[K3Nv4]

You'll really goon to anything, huh?

Says the one that shoves bananas into people's faces.

 

[MPRTwice]

I came _very_ near selling my soul yesterday; I was right next to the line.

hence my "looking for songs..." topic.

K3Nv4, Dave....you all are doing far better than you think you are doing.

I really did get close to that line.

 

[K3Nv4]

I came _very_ near selling my soul yesterday; I was right next to the line.

hence my "looking for songs..." topic.

K3Nv4, Dave....you all are doing far better than you think you are doing.

I really did get close to that line.

Will you get money or laid out of it?

 

[hippy dave]

How much does a soul go for these days?

 

[MPRTwice]

he offered "money, power, and women", in that order.

and he also paired that with a:

"you will never be disrespected again."

and a

"you can make them all suffer under you the same way they treated you."

and

"you know the plan; you can outmaneuver the ones in charge of the world boxing association, exit your contract with enough money to found your own engineering empire, and use your management and engineering skills to cut off their supply and legally lock them down, and annex nvidia, tesla, and spacex. the next phase will be you using that empire to buy a seat in the Roman Catholic church; from there, you shall be the exact pope I need, my rider upon the white horse; all will belong to you, and you will belong to me."

That was more than a fivepiece combo, but the devil missed a crucial detail:

I want a sinless sandwich; satan can't afford one.

 

[K3Nv4]

he offered "money, power, and women", in that order.

and he also paired that with a:

"you will never be disrespected again."

and a

"you can make them all suffer under you the same way they treated you."

and

"you know the plan; you can outmaneuver the ones in charge of the world boxing association, exit your contract with enough money to found your own engineering empire, and use your management and engineering skills to cut off their supply and legally lock them down, and annex nvidia, tesla, and spacex. the next phase will be you using that empire to buy a seat in the Roman Catholic church; from there, you shall be the exact pope I need, my rider upon the white horse; all will belong to you, and you will belong to me."

Sorry but to reach that level on gbatemp your name has to be green or purple.

 

[MPRTwice]

Sorry but to reach that level on gbatemp your name has to be green or purple.

I'm sure the rider on a white horse will be able to change that rule, but even so, all I want is a sinless sandwich at the moment; do you have one of those?

Oh and our family name has purple on the coat of arms.