What are you having for dinner tonight?

[sexually_inactive]

I'm having a pair of creamy buttermilk battered chicken breasts with some abalone aged for 18 years and seasoned with extra virgin olive oil

 

[x65943]

Everyone get in here

Sexually inactive finally touched tits

Did you slaughter the chicken yourself?

 

[AncientBoi]

Everyone get in here

Did you slaughter the chicken yourself?

I think he's busy Choking his Chicken. jm

 

[Veho]

Everyone get in here

Sexually inactive finally touched tits

Did you slaughter the chicken yourself?

He choked the chicken, does that count?

 

[hippy dave]

I think he's busy Choking his Chicken. jm

He choked the chicken, does that count?

Chicken chokin' chums!

 

[AncientBoi]

He choked the chicken, does that count?

I beat you to that response.

I think he's busy Choking his Chicken. jm

 

[K3Nv4]

He said chicken breasts so it's a cock breast?

 

[Veho]

Chicken chokin' chums!

Great minds think alike, but creeps think of wankin'.

 

[Veho]

 

[sexually_inactive]

Sexually inactive finally touched tits

Just a few months ago I touched my then girlfriend's tits before we broke up and hers were not the first I touched. I'm less sexually inactive than my username suggests.

 

[K3Nv4]

Just a few months ago I touched my then girlfriend's tits before we broke up and hers were not the first I touched. I'm less sexually inactive than my username suggests.

Well that happens when you discover your girlfriend is the same gender as you.