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[OilFreak]

 

[Veho]

 

[x65943]

 

[Veho]

 

[SylverReZ]

*inserts DSTWO flashcard only to find "Alex Rider: Stormbreaker" is the game that it's spoofing*

 

[JuanMena]

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When my niece started Kindergarten, about a year ago, fell in love with whom I thought was her teacher.
Turns out it's the janitor, that woman is gorgeous and was planning to ask her out.
Turns out she's lesbian.

And I was like: "Great! We have something in common, we both like women!" and just got a
Haven't seen her in quite a while.

Damn... green eyed and muscular shape ... kidding you not, I was suspicious when I first met her.

Edit:

Unfortunately, I have this tendency to like women that turns out to be lesbians... I don't know why.

Yes, now I know why.

 

[x65943]

When my niece started Kindergarten, about a year ago, fell in love with whom I thought was her teacher.
Turns out it's the janitor, that woman is gorgeous and was planning to ask her out.
Turns out she's lesbian.

And I was like: "Great! We have something in common, we both like women!" and just got a
Haven't seen her in quite a while.

Damn... green eyed and muscular shape ... kidding you not, I was suspicious when I first met her.

Edit:

Yes, now I know why.

Juan the type of man to reply to your meme with a FAST style multi paragraph monologue and still not give a like

I guess it's in the FAST style, he never gave anyone or anything a like ever and even used a browser plugin he coded to hide the like button

 

[JuanMena]

Juan the type of man to reply to your meme with a FAST style multi paragraph monologue and still not give a like

I guess it's in the FAST style, he never gave anyone or anything a like ever and even use a browser plugin he coded to hide the like button

I don't know... I "program" my own Right-Click tools and Powershell scripts though.
My guess, neither Tom nor I care about things outside of our own little annoyances.

Making my own hide the like button is caring too much about something that's almost as useful as a bag of stones.
Now though, I might not have an easy method to stylish my paragraphs with fancy synonyms like Tom does, but that's what happens when you care more about learning 2+ Languages instead of conforming with the flawed English language.

One thing that differentiates me from Tom, besides the probable fact he ates puppies for breakfast, being old and British, is that I feel attracted towards women, not computers or the British dictionary.

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

I'm deeply offended by the English language being referred to as "flawed".

The correct terminology is "an unrepentant convoluted nightmare".

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[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

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say gex?

 

[JuanMena]

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hm...

 

[Noctosphere]

hm...
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Since DNA in french is ADN, and that I already know that the A stands for Acid, I don't even need to go check what the DN stand for to know that it's bullcrap

 

[JuanMena]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[AncientBoi]

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[unzips, pulls it out and looks at my stump] Oh cool, I can go into this shop.

Well, you guys know Me an

 

[Veho]