[GAME] A lengthy essay

[Noctosphere]

I saw this on a youtube short
The video was labelled "you are writing 200 words essay but you only have 190 words"
It was about a man at the shark tank describing his business and said "...so my wife's father in law was helping me with..." And one of the shark said "wait a minute, your wife's father in law is your father, right?" To which the man said "yes"

So I had this idea for a game in the EoF, let's say you are writing an essay and need to stretch the text a bit, which word would you replace with long sentence

You guys reply a sentence, for some context, and put that longer expression in it. We, other players, will try to find what is the shorter expression.

For example, i would just post "my uncle's brother" and you would guess "my father"

Ready?
Here's my longer expression
I poured some of that transparent, clear, odorless and tasteless liquid from the sink.

 

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faucet cum

okay my turn

the electrons generated a field that repulsed the negative charge emanating from thick black collection of molecules

The myriad combination of intertwined baryonic matter depressed into a groove which ultimately led to another jolt of electrons

This impetus was propelled along a length of transition metals until ultimately it reached that which we call silicon

a maze of gates and logic interpreted this seemingly random soup of quantum insanity until finally phosphorous was made to shoot off photons in a pattern only the descendants of some australopithecine might experience and understand

retinal lensing and mirrors and bouncing along neural highways until finally, eureka

mammalian organs intended for nourishing infants or be banished from this place

 

[JuanMena]

You guys seriously don't know how much of an effort I make in every single post I create to not lengthen it's contents.
Although not as "skillfully" as our favorite AIBOT (FAST6191 a.k.a Tom White, a.k.a. The Human Centipede) I'm constantly struggling to not include useless or redundant information for an idea.

When I was a kid, mom would force me to do my written homework as detailed as possible. Her stupid reasoning was:

Huuuuuuur elaborate on that so your teachers see that "yOu wOrKeD oN iT"

So I guess that's a bad trait I've been carrying since I was a child. God I hated doing homework, which... now that I think about it, it's not that I was slow at it... it... literally made me write over 10 sheets on both sides for something as stupid and useless as the fucking Mesoamerican civilizations. Now, don't ask me about that shit because I remember literally nothing about it. As a matter of fact, I do have good memory for short periods of time. I remember exposing bullshit in school and I would memorize literal pages of useless information because, and once again, mom used to say:

Huuuuuuur wHaT iF yOur tEaChEr mAkEs a QuEstIon aBout ThIs? MeMorIze eVerYthIng sO tHey sEe YoU wOrkEd On iT"

And stupid young, naive Juan would memorize useless/random Trivia about fucking assholes that died 500 years ago, or would memorize bullshit about Ecosystems, Fauna, Flora and whatnot.

I stopped giving a shit about it, and everything at 15, and It's been like that ever since.

My Right's hand middle finger it's been deformed since I was a child for holding my pen writting entire pages of bullshit since I was 6 or 8 years old.

 

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You guys seriously don't know how much of an effort I make in every single post I create to not lengthen it's contents.
Although not as "skillfully" as our favorite AIBOT (FAST6191 a.k.a Tom White, a.k.a. The Human Centipede) I'm constantly struggling to not include useless or redundant information for an idea.

When I was a kid, mom would force me to do my written homework as detailed as possible. Her stupid reasoning was:


So I guess that's a bad trait I've been carrying since I was a child. God I hated doing homework, which... now that I think about it, it's not that I was slow at it... it... literally made me write over 10 sheets on both sides for something as stupid and useless as the fucking Mesoamerican civilizations. Now, don't ask me about that shit because I remember literally nothing about it. As a matter of fact, I do have good memory for short periods of time. I remember exposing bullshit in school and I would memorize literal pages of useless information because, and once again, mom used to say:


And stupid young, naive Juan would memorize useless/random Trivia about fucking assholes that died 500 years ago, or would memorize bullshit about Ecosystems, Fauna, Flora and whatnot.

I stopped giving a shit about it, and everything at 15, and It's been like that ever since.

My Right's hand middle finger it's been deformed since I was a child for holding my pen writting entire pages of bullshit since I was 6 or 8 years old.

So I'm supposed to figure out what all that was supposed to mean?

Oedipus complex

 

[JuanMena]

So I'm supposed to figure out what all that was supposed to mean?

Oedipus complex

Once again you're misunderstanding the main message of my post. I'm guessing your reading skills are not as good as your gayness.

Now that I think about it, I'm just remembering that time when one stupid teacher made us all (the entire class) buy a book. We had to read the fucking book in the lapse of 7 days, from monday to monday.
Next monday, we had to exchange the book with the classmate to our side, so we had to read theirs and they had to read ours.
Each week too, we had to write and deliver a fucking essay about the stupid book we read.

If I recall correctly, I read the following:
"El Señor de las Moscas" (curious trivia about this)
"El Principito"
"La Metamorfosis"
"Un Mundo Feliz"
"El Diario de Anna Frank"
"1984"

Damn... I can't remember the last one.

Anyway, the entire class consisted of 7 rows with 8 or 9 alumns in each row... for the life of me I can't remember which was the missing one. So 7 books in 7 weeks.
Nowadays I can read an entire 300 page book in 4/6 hours. That stupid old bitch of a teacher I had made me hate reading books.
On top of that, that stupid old bitch was the same that:

The in-time teacher made me help her to prevent this idiot from biting his tongue.

She also made us watch Juno and make a social study about the fucking movie.

Speaking of which, I can't believe how people went from fully functioning printers in 2003/2004/05/06/07" to "YOu hAvE tO rEnEW sUBsCrIpTiOn tO pRinT" in today's "printers".

How in the fucking hell people thought it would be a great idea to SUBSCRIBE TO A FUCKING PRINTER?
Is people stupid?
How the fuck the basic need to FUCKING PRINT INK IN PAPER WENT FROM PERFECTLY NORMAL AND FUNCTIONAL TO REQUIRE A SUBSCRIPTION MODEL TO MAKE WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO DO AND THAT I WAS ALREADY DOING SINCE THE EARLY 2000s?
But I guess, if people don't understand what they read, like Kyle over there, we'd have printers that works.

Anyway, regarding "El Señor de las Moscas" there's this fun fact that it's supposedly a hidden satanic reference as "Belzebub" means "Lord of Flies" in hebrew... or something like that.
I've been tempted to re-read the book now that I'm older... but meh, I hate reading... thanks to that old bitch.

 

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Once again you're misunderstanding the main message of my post. I'm guessing your reading skills are not as good as your gayness.

Now that I think about it, I'm just remembering that time when one stupid teacher made us all (the entire class) buy a book. We had to read the fucking book in the lapse of 7 days, from monday to monday.
Next monday, we had to exchange the book with the classmate to our side, so we had to read theirs and they had to read ours.
Each week too, we had to write and deliver a fucking essay about the stupid book we read.

If I recall correctly, I read the following:
"El Señor de las Moscas" (curious trivia about this)
"El Principito"
"La Metamorfosis"
"Un Mundo Feliz"
"El Diario de Anna Frank"
"1984"

Damn... I can't remember the last one.

Anyway, the entire class consisted of 7 rows with 8 or 9 alumns in each row... for the life of me I can't remember which was the missing one. So 7 books in 7 weeks.
Nowadays I can read an entire 300 page book in 4/6 hours. That stupid old bitch of a teacher I had made me hate reading books.
On top of that, that stupid old bitch was the same that:

She also made us watch Juno and make a social study about the fucking movie.

Speaking of which, I can't believe how people went from fully functioning printers in 2003/2004/05/06/07" to "YOu hAvE tO rEnEW sUBsCrIpTiOn tO pRinT" in today's "printers".

How in the fucking hell people thought it would be a great idea to SUBSCRIBE TO A FUCKING PRINTER?
Is people stupid?
How the fuck the basic need to FUCKING PRINT INK IN PAPER WENT FROM PERFECTLY NORMAL AND FUNCTIONAL TO REQUIRE A SUBSCRIPTION MODEL TO MAKE WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO DO AND THAT I WAS ALREADY DOING SINCE THE EARLY 2000s?
But I guess, if people don't understand what they read, like Kyle over there, we'd have printers that works.

Anyway, regarding "El Señor de las Moscas" there's this fun fact that it's supposedly a hidden satanic reference as "Belzebub" means "Lord of Flies" in hebrew... or something like that.
I've been tempted to re-read the book now that I'm older... but meh, I hate reading... thanks to that old bitch.

So was the point here you wanna bang your teacher?

 

[JuanMena]

So was the point here you wanna bang your teacher?

Nah, my Maths teacher and Spanish teacher were the ones I wanted to.

Maths teacher (Juana Dolores) was this gorgeous thicc lady who's skin would always glow with sunlight. Sienna West has a near uncanny resemblance to Juana.

Spanish teacher (Nelly Castillo) was this young mid 30s lady with incredibly huge tits that would deprive your attention from class. I don't know if she did it on purpose but she'd wear turtlenecks... so it was all thight.
Occasionally black leather pants that squeaked when she walked.
I have found a Reddit girl that has a very strong resemblance to Nelly when she was teaching us.

 

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Nah, my Maths teacher and Spanish teacher were the ones I wanted to.

Maths teacher (Juana Dolores) was this gorgeous thicc lady who's skin would always glow with sunlight. Sienna West has a near uncanny resemblance to Juana.

Spanish teacher (Nelly Castillo) was this young mid 30s lady with incredibly huge tits that would deprive your attention from class. I don't know if she did it on purpose but she'd wear turtlenecks... so it was all thight.
Occasionally black leather pants that squeaked when she walked.
I have found a Reddit girl that has a very strong resemblance to Nelly when she was teaching us.

Juan out here dropping full names of his hot teacher lmao

 

[JuanMena]

Juan out here dropping full names of his hot teacher lmao

Those are the only names I can remember.
You can ask me about my classmates, but outside of couple girls I dated... I don't remember much.
Man... good times. I now remember why I fricking love the smell of leather.

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Oh shit... I was forgetting about my Technical Drawing teacher Griselda.... something.
She was fucking crazy. She looked like Lisa Edelstein.

Griselda would wear a suit and often sit in ways that you'd see her panties in full glory.

 

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Those are the only names I can remember.
You can ask me about my classmates, but outside of couple girls I dated... I don't remember much.
Man... good times. I now remember why I fricking love the smell of leather.

I went to look up not too long back my most influential teachers

the ones who believed in me and motivated me to try etc

my two favorite teachers have passed away sadly, one only would have been in his 40s now - the other tho was an older guy so less surprising

makes you realize just how fast life goes by

My school only had one hot teacher, funny enough the spanish teacher (although she was white american, just happened to learn spanish) but I can't remember her name for the life of me

She was a new teacher and we used to often make her cry because we were horrible students who had zero interest in learning spanish and would flagrantly cheat in front of her - passing homeworks between each other and copying answers right before class

 

[Noctosphere]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD WHILE I WAS GONE DOING SOME STUFF THAT SHOULD NOT CONCERN YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPEN IN MY BED STAYS IN MY BED!!??!??!

Shorter version : Wtf is happening here?

 

[JuanMena]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD WHILE I WAS GONE DOING SOME STUFF THAT SHOULD NOT CONCERN YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPEN IN MY BED STAYS IN MY BED!!??!??!

Shorter version : Wtf is happening here?

"Brekfadst"

 

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD WHILE I WAS GONE DOING SOME STUFF THAT SHOULD NOT CONCERN YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPEN IN MY BED STAYS IN MY BED!!??!??!

Shorter version : Wtf is happening here?

don't tell me you googled Juan's HS teachers and had some "fun" in bed????

 

[JuanMena]

don't tell me you googled Juan's HS teachers and had some "fun" in bed????

High School teachers?

No, highschool teachers were other teachers. I was talking middle school teachers.

The only HS teacher I developed a crush for was my Science teacher Marisol Hernández, which was a carbon copy of Claire Forlani.
Imagine her, with brown-ish skin.

 

[Noctosphere]

don't tell me you googled Juan's HS teachers and had some "fun" in bed????

again, WTF IS HAPPENING!!!

 

[JuanMena]

again, WTF IS HAPPENING!!!

Please, elaborate.

 

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Please, elaborate.

He is upset you are clouding his head with human females when he is trying to yiff to Isabelle from animal crossing

 

[CoolMe]

Mfs, im not reading all this

 

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