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Joker Poker

How to play:The screen is initially blank. Press "start" to seed the random number generator and begin.A game begins with 100 credits. One credit is spent for each new hand that is played.A 5 card hand is dealt from a 54 card deck. The deck includes two jokers.Select zero to five cards to discard using the arrow keys.- "Left" and "right" select a particular card.- "Up" pushes that card towards the dealer, indicating you'd like to discard it.- "Down" returns the selected card to your hand (if you change your mind and want to keep a card).Once you've settled on the cards you'd like to replace (if any), press "A" or "B."Payouts use the following table:ROYAL FLUSH 800STRAIGHT FLUSH 50FOUR OF A KIND 25FULL HOUSE 9FLUSH 6STRAIGHT 4THREE OF A KIND 3TWO PAIR 2PAIR 1 (jacks or better)Press "A" or "B" again to deal a new hand and continue playing.

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  • kijetesantakalu042 @ kijetesantakalu042:
    They literally

    advertised a chinese knockoff console and put switch 2 in the headline
    +1
  • kijetesantakalu042 @ kijetesantakalu042:
    Who writes this shit
    +1
  • DinohScene @ DinohScene:
    I think the better question would be, who reads that shit?
    +4
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    And then posts it for more people to be exposed to it
    +4
  • kijetesantakalu042 @ kijetesantakalu042:
    Which also brings up the question, why write that shit when no one reads it
    +1
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @kijetesantakalu042, What a clickbait title.
    +2
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Somebody must be fed up of their job.
    +1
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Also hi.
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @The Real Jdbye, Pretty epic that is.
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Do the controller ports glow at all?
  • kijetesantakalu042 @ kijetesantakalu042:
    The idea of evolution is so funny to me ( i know it's real). Imagine giving birth to something that lacks feet.
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    bet it's just one of those cheapo $40 spyware android tv boxes they preloaded with emulators
    +2
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    @SylverReZ supposedly they light up to show status in pairing mode etc
    +2
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    they are still black though. be neat to have translucent controller ports with rgb
    +2
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    i'm sure the 3d model is available somewhere to print my own controller ports
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    When I said animal crossing sucks I forgot to state I only played wild world
  • ChronoCrossfangirl2002 @ ChronoCrossfangirl2002:
    hop off my goat wild world
  • _Ruri_ @ _Ruri_:
    My problem with Animal Crossing is that I feel bad in cutting the trees and altering the natural landscape lol
  • _Ruri_ @ _Ruri_:
    So my island in NH is basically random houses and trees lol
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @ChronoCrossfangirl2002, @_Ruri_ I got tired of it after a while, then I came back after almost a year and got tired again
  • _Ruri_ @ _Ruri_:
    Also random items outside my house cuz no inventory space
  • _Ruri_ @ _Ruri_:
    @Xdqwerty, Yeah it happens, that's probably just the type of games AC are, it can get grindy after a while lol, or maybe I'm playing the game wrong 🤔
    +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Animal Crossing is all about avoiding that stupid mole.....
  • ChronoCrossfangirl2002 @ ChronoCrossfangirl2002:
    what about new horizons
  • ChronoCrossfangirl2002 @ ChronoCrossfangirl2002:
    hes not in that one
    ChronoCrossfangirl2002 @ ChronoCrossfangirl2002: hes not in that one