Spider

BC gets all the creepy and gross spiders.

were there really small spiders everywhere? might be the mommy. they breed in the summer alot


edit: really you havent seen bigger????? the five years in my house ive seen two the size of my hand but good thing it seemed like it wanted to suicide cause it was right in the middle of the hallway

ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:17:45 PM)
this picture is not working lol
Jacob says: (9:17:50 PM)
OMFG
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:18:25 PM)
OMG THAT SPIDER IS HUGE OMGWTF
Jacob says: (9:18:29 PM)
I KNOW
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:18:43 PM)
ewwww thats giving me the creeeps
Jacob says: (9:18:51 PM)
it was even bigger in person
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:19:12 PM)
ewwww what if you woke up to that crawling up your leg!?
Jacob says: (9:19:18 PM)
i would kill myself
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:19:24 PM)
ooooooooooooomg
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:19:35 PM)
mee tooo i would have a heart attack
Jacob says: (9:19:39 PM)
me too
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:19:47 PM)
what if there is one i n your room!?
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:20:00 PM)
IN YOUR BED
Jacob says: (9:20:07 PM)
thats why i want to move
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:20:14 PM)
maybe it is one of many!!
Jacob says: (9:20:18 PM)
i knw
Jacob says: (9:20:24 PM)
shut the fuck up
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:20:38 PM)
lol yaa good ol AB has no huge bugs OR rats
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:20:39 PM)
hahahaha
Jacob says: (9:20:42 PM)
my throat still hurts from all the screaming i did when i saw this one
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:20:58 PM)
omg actually!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
Jacob says: (9:21:03 PM)
im dead serious
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:21:06 PM)
i wiah i could have sen that hahaha
Jacob says: (9:21:08 PM)
here is the story
Jacob says: (9:21:13 PM)
i was watching it 
Jacob says: (9:21:15 PM)
and it was all still
Jacob says: (9:21:20 PM)
and i was scream at it 
Jacob says: (9:21:25 PM)
and for someone to come see it
Jacob says: (9:21:28 PM)
and my sister cam
Jacob says: (9:21:33 PM)
and she got her camera
Jacob says: (9:21:46 PM)
and i didnt want to squish it with toilet paper
Jacob says: (9:22:09 PM)
i didnt want to feel the squish
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:22:27 PM)
ew it would prob crawl through the toiilet paper
Jacob says: (9:22:30 PM)
yep
Jacob says: (9:22:31 PM)
yep
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:22:43 PM)
or like claw at i and break free
Jacob says: (9:22:44 PM)
cause i did it to the same type of spider but smaller yesterday and it crawled oyt
Jacob says: (9:22:53 PM)
right by my hand
Jacob says: (9:22:59 PM)
so my sister grabbed a shoe
Jacob says: (9:23:05 PM)
and by this point, it handt moved
Jacob says: (9:23:17 PM)
and when she went to get the shoe, it started moving
Jacob says: (9:23:39 PM)
and then it ended up where you see it in the pic
Jacob says: (9:23:58 PM)
and i took the shoe, and pushed it up against the spider between the bookcase and the shoe
Jacob says: (9:24:05 PM)
and i felt it sqiush through the she
Jacob says: (9:24:11 PM)
and it was so crunchy
Jacob says: (9:24:14 PM)
the loud crunch
Jacob says: (9:24:20 PM)
and we were like OMFG 
Jacob says: (9:24:32 PM)
and i didnt want to pick it up with the kleenex
Jacob says: (9:24:38 PM)
so i was like 'get the vaccum'
Jacob says: (9:24:49 PM)
and then when i was standing up, THE FUCKING THING BOLTED
Jacob says: (9:25:04 PM)
so i grabbed the shoe and started pounding the shit out of it before it could get under a chair
Jacob says: (9:25:16 PM)
and i hit it like 10 times
Jacob says: (9:25:20 PM)
and its fucking legs fell off
Jacob says: (9:25:24 PM)
there was a pile of legs
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:25:31 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jacob says: (9:25:41 PM)
so i didnt want it to move again or anything, so i grabbed the kleenex and flushed it away
Jacob says: (9:25:58 PM)
and then we had dinner and i forgot about the legs and i came back and i was like 'oh fuck the legs!!!'
Jacob says: (9:26:05 PM)
so then i vaccumed the legs up
Jacob says: (9:26:16 PM)
and now all i can see is spiders everywhere
Jacob says: (9:26:18 PM)
im so scared

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[quote name='asuri' post='1369051' date='Aug 28 2008, 09:30 PM']were there really small spiders everywhere? might be the mommy. they breed in the summer alot[/quote]

I didn't see any. But I'm moving tomorrow, and Alberta has less spiders thank God.

Clockspider anyone?

I forgot to put in the story that after I squished it I started yelling out 'I'M GONNA FUCKING BARF!!' multiple times. I actually felt like I was going to

[quote name='DeMoN' post='1369059' date='Aug 28 2008, 09:34 PM']Clockspider anyone? [/quote]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU. I can't enlarge those pics in google. I just can't. OMFG.

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Jacob says: (9:32:43 PM)
OMFG
Jacob says: (9:32:50 PM)
google imagesearch clockspider
ASTRONAUGHTSHOP says: (9:33:42 PM)
OMFG IF I SAW THAT I WOULD LITERALLY SHIT MY PANTS

Oh god I am moving tomorrow and I need to finish packing tonight and I need to get some shit out from under my bed omg I can't do that I'm just going to have to not take that shit

Fuck that. Seriously fuck all of that.

Get out of there. Just do it. Run. NOW!

kill it with your hand!

No, eat it alive! That way all of the other big mother fucking spiders that are peaking at you from their hiding spots can see what a total badass you are and they will leave you alone.

[quote name='asuri' post='1369051' date='Aug 28 2008, 09:30 PM']edit: really you havent seen bigger????? the five years in my house ive seen two the size of my hand but good thing it seemed like it wanted to suicide cause it was right in the middle of the hallway[/quote]

I can't recall having seen bigger, but last month my whole family but me went to Vancouver to help my Grandma move, and apparently there was one there hanging from the roof as big as a hand, and my dad smacked it with a shovel and it ran off into the night. I'm so glad I wasn't there

[quote name='PizzaPasta' post='1369124' date='Aug 29 2008, 01:26 AM']No, eat it alive! That way all of the other big mother fucking spiders that are peaking at you from their hiding spots can see what a total badass you are and they will leave you alone.[/quote]

A spider gave birth in my room recently. I can't find where they come from but i keep finding really small spiders (they're hard to see, too small) around my lamp and computer monitor. I'm invaded!!!

[quote name='wabo' post='1370147' date='Aug 29 2008, 04:36 PM']A spider gave birth in my room recently. I can't find where they come from but i keep finding really small spiders (they're hard to see, too small) around my lamp and computer monitor. I'm invaded!!![/quote]
That happened to me too in my old room...

Also... I recently had a huge cockroach in my bathroom. Eventually I trapped it overnight and it took 3 shots from my gas gun to kill it the next morning. I split it in half and it still was alive. I had to literally shoot it into tiny tiny pieces. By comparison, those lizards that crawl around in Florida can be taken down in one shot with my gun.

Pic of it in my bathroom: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8130/cockroachre0.jpg

For size comparison, it was as long as 2.5 SD cards put together length-wise.

Psst. Rubber bands are your friends. Good luck.